Church Sign Epic Fails, “Jesus Germs” Edition

Yes, Ladies and Gents. After an extended hiatus, I bring you the resurrection of the infamous Church Sign Epic Fails. Got one you think I should post? Send it to cpiatt (at) christianpiatt (dot) com.       [Read more…]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beefy Cheesy Glory” Edition

So I opened my hamburger bun yesterday and I saw Jesus’ face, right there in the bun! It was a New Years miracle. Oh, and he was delicious. [Read more…]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Happy Hoover” Edition

Reaching out into the broader culture for a few Christmas fails this week. Turns out that churches aren’t the only ones capable of pulling off deliciously inappropriate signage. Yay, humans!   [Read more…]

Church Sign Epic…Wins???

I have never had any shortage of church sign fails, but since I’m in the throes of Advent, I’m feeling particularly magnanimous. So I thought I’d share some particularly awesome sings with you this week. And yeah, it’s also a little bit of penance since I’m two days late getting these out. #PiattFail [Read more…]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Jesus, Not Boobs” Edition

The best thing about putting a church billboard just below an ad for a strip bar is that, every time you see boobs after that, all you can think of is “Jesus.” Good thinking, church. [Read more…]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “When Satan Attacks” Edition

I was minding my own business, playing some Madden 2013, when Satan was all, like, “Dude gimme your tots.” and I was like, “Who are you, Napoleon Dynamite?” and he was all, “No, bro, I’m Satan.” and I was like, “Then gimme your tots, punk!” True story. [Read more…]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Hates the Jets” Edition

One time, I let God partner with me on my fantasy team, but he went and drafted, like, six kickers. Major fantasy fail, God. [Read more…]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Sleep With Your Mother” Edition

Know what’s awesome? Not sleeping with your mom, that’s what. [Read more…]