Church Sign Epic Fails, Jesus vs Religion (Pt 2 of 2)

Come on inside our religious institution so we can tell you about how the person we model our religion after hates religion so much. Wait, that came out weird...

It was sooo cool. Jesus got all up in religion’s grill and was, like, “You…me…octagon.” And he did it in this “Rocky vs. Ivan Drago” kinda voice. Awesome!!! [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Jesus is My Beer” Edition

So...Jesus wants me to be relaxed and happy, then a little amped, then kinda goofy and stupid, then tired, then rally, then get aggressive and mean and then pass out?

He told me to drink in remembrance of Him, but I must have gotten a little over-enthusiastic. I mean, I was there at the table, and the rest of the night is a blur. That J-dog can THROW DOWN. [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume 25

So many ways to take this. None of them good.

That’s right, we’ve reached the quarter-of-a-hundred mark with our church sign posts. And you know what that means…do you? Seriously, because I have no clue. Church Sign Epic Fails, Vol XXIV Church Sign Epic Fails, Christian T-Shirt Edition Church Sign Epic Fails: “Festival of Tolerance” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume XXI Church Sign Epic [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Twenty

Always good to pick fights on your church sign.

I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry, but it’s true. We’re twenty weeks into the Church Sign Epic Fails series and going strong. Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Nineteen Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Eighteen Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Seventeen Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Sixteen Church Sign Epic Fails: Volume Fifteen Church [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Eighteen

Clever, clever, but...no.

You’ve got to ask yourself: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk? Well, you should since it’s Sunday, which means… MORE CHURCH SIGN EPIC FAILS! Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Seventeen Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Sixteen Church Sign Epic Fails: Volume Fifteen Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Fourteen Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Sixteen

Nothing like adapting a come-on line for a church sign.

Sweet sixteen and never been theologically on point. Got some good ones this week. Enjoy. Church Sign Epic Fails: Volume Fifteen Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Fourteen Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Thirteen Church Sign Epic Fails, Part Eleven Church Sign Epic Fails, Part Ten Cherch Sine Epuc Failz: Badd Spellurs Edishun Church Sign Epic [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Fourteen

Does it ever get old being called a loser by Christians?

Yes, kids, it’s that time again already. Seems it was only seven days ago when we posted our last batch of weekly church sign epic fails, and here we are again. So let’s get to it: your weekly infusion of bad church signs. (Oh, and if you’ve missed previous posts, links to all are at [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, Part Ten

Wait, am I one of the weeds they're talking about? Or is this some kind of veilve "4:20" reference?

It seems like only a few weeks ago that we started this journey in search of ridiculous church signs. Actually it was only a few weeks ago, but here we are, back for two full hands worth of epic fail posts. Here are some of the older posts in case you’ve missed them: Cherch Sine [Read More...]


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