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Once upon a time there was a Christian who thought he was wrong about something,...

I was worried about building up interest on my sin account, then I checked the...

The best thing about putting a church billboard just below an ad for a strip...

I was told to dress up as the scariest character I could imagine, so I'm...

Know what I like best about being a Christian? Never being wrong. About anything. Ever....

I was once told I was an abomination, but I totally misunderstood. I thought that...

If God had had a mullet, I'm pretty sure it would look kinda like that...

I was watching the game with God, and he says, "Dude, pull my finger." Umm,...

I was minding my own business, playing some Madden 2013, when Satan was all, like,...

One time, I let God partner with me on my fantasy team, but he went...

Know what's awesome? Not sleeping with your mom, that's what.

I have never run short on bad church signs to share, but in honor of...

I once had a congregant tell me to take their pastor with a grain of...

It was sooo cool. Jesus got all up in religion's grill and was, like, "You...me...octagon."...

I missed last week's church signs since I was at wild goose. So enjoy a...

For those who have asked me what my brand of "third way" nonviolent engagement for...

I once came up with a spell-check app for church signs, but after a while,...

He told me to drink in remembrance of Him, but I must have gotten a...

  This one goes out to George Zimmerman and all who felt justice was served...

Back in the day, Egyptian leaders used to believe that cats were gods. Clearly, they...

I'm certainly not one to advocate for vandalism of private property, but you know, sometimes...

I once challenged Jesus to an arm wrestling match. Jesus had me at first, until...

We've all said those things that we wish we could take back right after we...

Daddy always told me summer was a sign that the Devil was coming to get...

There's really nothing worse than an uppity Rabbi. Except maybe for intransigent Swedes. They're so...

I once prayed for tickets to the Radiohead concert, and instead I got two tickets...

Pentecost is my favorite religious holiday, because all the good boys and girls get a...

My mom struggled through nine months carrying me, hours of painful labor and a C-section...

Good news is we're having a potluck after church today. Bad news is some of...

Sometimes words fail. Especially on church signs!