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November 17, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Too Long to Be Wrong” Edition
Once upon a time there was a Christian who thought he was wrong about something,...
November 10, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Morally Bankrupt” Edition
I was worried about building up interest on my sin account, then I checked the...
November 03, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Jesus, Not Boobs” Edition
The best thing about putting a church billboard just below an ad for a strip...
October 2013
October 27, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Hates Heavy Metal” Edition
I was told to dress up as the scariest character I could imagine, so I'm...
October 20, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Hell Ain’t Cool” Edition
Know what I like best about being a Christian? Never being wrong. About anything. Ever....
October 12, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Scumbags Welcome” Edition
I was once told I was an abomination, but I totally misunderstood. I thought that...
October 06, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Devil’s Done Got You” Edition
If God had had a mullet, I'm pretty sure it would look kinda like that...
September 2013
September 29, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “God’s Flatulence” Edition
I was watching the game with God, and he says, "Dude, pull my finger." Umm,...
September 22, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “When Satan Attacks” Edition
I was minding my own business, playing some Madden 2013, when Satan was all, like,...
September 15, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Hates the Jets” Edition
One time, I let God partner with me on my fantasy team, but he went...
September 07, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Sleep With Your Mother” Edition
Know what's awesome? Not sleeping with your mom, that's what.
September 02, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Church Phobia” Edition
I have never run short on bad church signs to share, but in honor of...
August 2013
August 25, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Eat Your Pastor” Edition
I once had a congregant tell me to take their pastor with a grain of...
August 20, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, Jesus vs Religion (Pt 2 of 2)
It was sooo cool. Jesus got all up in religion's grill and was, like, "You...me...octagon."...
August 17, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails: God vs the NSA (Pt 1 of 2)
I missed last week's church signs since I was at wild goose. So enjoy a...
August 04, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Take That, Westboro” Edition
For those who have asked me what my brand of "third way" nonviolent engagement for...
July 2013
July 28, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Get Behind Me Satin” Edition
I once came up with a spell-check app for church signs, but after a while,...
July 21, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Jesus is My Beer” Edition
He told me to drink in remembrance of Him, but I must have gotten a...
July 14, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Guns Welcome” Edition
This one goes out to George Zimmerman and all who felt justice was served...
July 07, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Jesus Cat” Edition
Back in the day, Egyptian leaders used to believe that cats were gods. Clearly, they...
June 2013
June 30, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Homosexuality Is In” Edition
I'm certainly not one to advocate for vandalism of private property, but you know, sometimes...
June 23, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beefy Jesus” Edition
I once challenged Jesus to an arm wrestling match. Jesus had me at first, until...
June 17, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “He Touched Me” Edition
We've all said those things that we wish we could take back right after we...
June 08, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Show Him the Money” Edition
Daddy always told me summer was a sign that the Devil was coming to get...
June 02, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Arrogant Rabbis” Edition
There's really nothing worse than an uppity Rabbi. Except maybe for intransigent Swedes. They're so...
May 2013
May 27, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Drop It Like It’s Hot” Edition
I once prayed for tickets to the Radiohead concert, and instead I got two tickets...
May 19, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Fill Your Cracks” Edition
Pentecost is my favorite religious holiday, because all the good boys and girls get a...
May 12, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Yo Momma” Edition
My mom struggled through nine months carrying me, hours of painful labor and a C-section...
May 05, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Testicle Festival” Edition
Good news is we're having a potluck after church today. Bad news is some of...
April 2013
April 28, 2013
Church Sign Epic Fails, “In-Your-End-O” Edition
Sometimes words fail. Especially on church signs!
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