I keep seeing signs for Kosher food and Halal food…thank goodness we’re finally making food that Christians can eat. I’m starving after 42 years of waiting! [Read more…]
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Badass Jesus” Edition
June 5, 2014 by 3 Comments
Taking a departure from heinous church signs today to delve into the disturbingly rich landscape of badass Jesus iconography. Like them, or Jesus will personally rip you in half. [Read more…]
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Cow Gang” Edition
May 28, 2014 by Leave a Comment
I once came up on a cow gang. They was like, “Yo, gimme all your milk, biped,” and I was all “TIP.” That was the end of that. [Read more…]
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Clothing Optional” Edition
May 18, 2014 by 1 Comment
So I showed up naked to this church and got the weirdest looks. Hey, if you’re gonna make it an option, I’m gonna hold you to it. Better than holding it to you, eh? (Ba dum bum!) [Read more…]
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Longer Than Sex” edition
May 6, 2014 by Leave a Comment
You know, it’s bad enough trying to compete with the media’s portrayal of beauty and sexuality without God being better at THAT than me too… [Read more…]
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Anal Egg Hunt” Edition
April 20, 2014 by 1 Comment
This is what you get when the blog you follow is run by a guy who works at a church. But these were worth waiting for. [Read more…]
Church Sign Epic Fails, “Fuzzy Math” Edition
April 7, 2014 by 5 Comments
So many people claim to be bad at math, which is why I always pay anyone who does work for me in rainbows and belly button lint. So far, so good! [Read more…]
Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Created Sex” Edition
March 30, 2014 by Leave a Comment
On the third day, God created sex…which was good because Eve was all kinds of stacked. I mean, like POW! Amen, my sister. [Read more…]
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