Church Sign Epic Fails, “That’s What She Said” Edition

Bee-ach better have my money.

Ahh nothing tastes better than your own foot when it comes to church signs… [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic WINS, “Gosford Anglican” Edition

radical inclusivity

This church consistently hits them out of the park. Good for them. [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Clothes Fall Off” Edition

Interestingly, it happens in increments. She just smelled it and, POOF, no socks!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila is awesome! Until it’s not anymore. [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Lie, Lie Lie” Edition

You know, this message would have been more effective if they hadn't gone and spray-painted "LIE" all over it. Duh!

You know what persuades me toward a particular way of thinking? Watching two groups with opposing ideologies fight about their differences in the public forum…especially on billboards! [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Ugly Relatives” Edition

Every time junior get another mohawk haircut, he makes Jesus cry.

I walk into church and, all of a sudden, the Queer Eye guys jump out and start giving me a makeover! That Carson is such a character… [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Strip for Me” Edition

That word you keep saying, I don't think it means what you think it means.

I once joined a “Pole Dancing for God” class, but he totally kept telling me he was out of ones and would hit me up next time. Sooo not true. [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Smelly Sheep” Edition

True Story: I blindfolded a sheep, put some nice under his nose and...nothing. Like it wasn't even there.

Three benefits to being a sheep: no thinking, no bathing, and all the grass you can handle. Kinda like college! [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Mastur-abater” Edition

Unless you use some novel two-handed system I'm unfamiliar with, you should be able to swing both, I think.

So I thought if you masturbate, you’d grow hair on your palms. Turns out your arm bursts into flames. The first one, I can deal with. The second…not so much. [Read more...]


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