Church Sign Epic Fails, “Ugly Relatives” Edition

Every time junior get another mohawk haircut, he makes Jesus cry.

I walk into church and, all of a sudden, the Queer Eye guys jump out and start giving me a makeover! That Carson is such a character… [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Happy Hoover” Edition

She's actually so excited about this gift, she's about to try to vacuum herself. Wait...did that sound weird?

Reaching out into the broader culture for a few Christmas fails this week. Turns out that churches aren’t the only ones capable of pulling off deliciously inappropriate signage. Yay, humans!   [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Morally Bankrupt” Edition

Forgiveness of sins contingent on creditworthiness approval, as deemed by your giving history, church attendance and whether or not we like you.

I was worried about building up interest on my sin account, then I checked the fine print. Turns out, as long as you pay them all off by the due date every month, you’re all good. [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Hates Heavy Metal” Edition

I've always known that power chords were demon seed...

I was told to dress up as the scariest character I could imagine, so I’m thinking of going with Mark Driscoll…     [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beer in Hell” Edition

Always a good idea to confabulate our understanding of God with a mythical character we later explain to our kids is actually just made up. No set-up there at all!

The biggest challenge of beer in hell is keeping it cold. Maybe that’s why it’s hell… Church Sign Epic Fails, “Soul Harvest” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Advent Onslaught Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Ass” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Force-Fed Faith” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Hangover Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Chocolate [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Seventeen

Yes, a real church.

Today’s church signs are available baked, boiled, fried or au gratin… [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Sixteen

Nothing like adapting a come-on line for a church sign.

Sweet sixteen and never been theologically on point. Got some good ones this week. Enjoy. Church Sign Epic Fails: Volume Fifteen Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Fourteen Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Thirteen Church Sign Epic Fails, Part Eleven Church Sign Epic Fails, Part Ten Cherch Sine Epuc Failz: Badd Spellurs Edishun Church Sign Epic [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, Volume Fourteen

Does it ever get old being called a loser by Christians?

Yes, kids, it’s that time again already. Seems it was only seven days ago when we posted our last batch of weekly church sign epic fails, and here we are again. So let’s get to it: your weekly infusion of bad church signs. (Oh, and if you’ve missed previous posts, links to all are at [Read More...]


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