Church Sign Epic Fails, “Family Values” Edition

I asked this little guy, and you know what his response was? "You want to see hell? Check my pants. These Westboro folks are so busy condemning people they haven't changed my diaper in four days!"

Last time I checked on family values, they were holding fairly steady around $1.75 and an order of tater tots.   Church Sign Epic Fails, “Pass the Ammo” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “We Serve Minors” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Crush China for Jesus” Edition Church [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Pass the Ammo” Edition

I'm sure, as a church clinging to the Greatest Commandment to repay hate with love, they mean to pass it their way so they can empty the live shells out and turn them into lapel pins or tiny flower pots.

I shot my dad’s gun once. It was loud, kind of exciting, and a little tiny bit of pee came out. Out of me, not the gun. That would be totally weird the other way. Church Sign Epic Fails, “We Serve Minors” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, [Read More...]

Homebrewed CultureCast with Tony Campolo

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The boys are starstruck this week talking to author, pastor and sociologist Tony Campolo. Tony discusses aspects of the book he co-authored with Shane Claiborne, Red Letter Revolution, and how different generations are approaching the words and acts of Jesus. He also explains why it’s so difficult for people to see Jesus’ words simply, and [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “We Serve Minors” Edition

This could be taken about seven different ways, and so far, none of those ways I've come up with are good.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks him, “Hey, what’s the steering wheel for?” and the pirate says, “Arrgh, I don’t know, but it’s drivin’ me nuts!” Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Crush China for Jesus” Edition Church Sign [Read More...]

VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition

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This week, I ruminate on the Almighty’s relationship with the Good Herb, and Amy makes me pee in a cup. All class! VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Ass” Edition “Satan’s Graffiti” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails “Beer in Hell” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails “Advent Onslaught” VIDEO Edition of Church [Read More...]

From STOP signs to POOP Signs: Ahh, Portland

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It’s true that Portlanders pride themselves on being a different strain of weird. But for the most part, it’s a creative, whimsical sort of weirdness. It’s also pretty funny a lot of the time. Such was the case, at least in my view, when this story aired on the local news last night about vandals [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition

This explains the sloth. Makes me feel surprisingly better about eternity in heaven too...and hungry...

When God gets the munchies, does he order take out, or does he just, like, *POOF* and there’s some pizza there?   Church Sign Epic Fails, “Crush China for Jesus” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails: “Satan’s Graffiti” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beer in Hell” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Soul Harvest” Edition Church Sign [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Crush China for Jesus” Edition

Either this is an incredibly clever appeal for greater environmental stewardship to help stave off global warming or just another cheap scare tactic to drive up attendance on Sundays...yeah, I vote #2 too.

When Chinese kids won’t eat their Cheerios, do their parents tell them there are starving kids in America to convince them to finish?   Church Sign Epic Fails: “Satan’s Graffiti” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beer in Hell” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Soul Harvest” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Advent Onslaught Edition Church Sign [Read More...]


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