Church Sign Epic Fails, “Fill Your Cracks” Edition

The thing is, once you get him in there, there's no getting him out. Kinda like thong underwear.

Pentecost is my favorite religious holiday, because all the good boys and girls get a visit from the Great Pentecost Lizard, who leaves magic droppings under their pillow. Ahh, memories… [Read more...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition

This explains the sloth. Makes me feel surprisingly better about eternity in heaven too...and hungry...

When God gets the munchies, does he order take out, or does he just, like, *POOF* and there’s some pizza there?   Church Sign Epic Fails, “Crush China for Jesus” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails: “Satan’s Graffiti” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beer in Hell” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Soul Harvest” Edition Church Sign [Read More...]

VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “Big Ass” Edition

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Nothing sheds the holiday pounds while also getting the brain in shape like watching videos, so consider this your theological gym membership…whatever that means. “Satan’s Graffiti” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails “Beer in Hell” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails “Advent Onslaught” VIDEO Edition of Church Sign Epic Fails “Faith vs. Reason [Read More...]

Church Sign Epic Fails, “Crush China for Jesus” Edition

Either this is an incredibly clever appeal for greater environmental stewardship to help stave off global warming or just another cheap scare tactic to drive up attendance on Sundays...yeah, I vote #2 too.

When Chinese kids won’t eat their Cheerios, do their parents tell them there are starving kids in America to convince them to finish?   Church Sign Epic Fails: “Satan’s Graffiti” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beer in Hell” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “Soul Harvest” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, Advent Onslaught Edition Church Sign [Read More...]


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