Christianity is Self-Defeating

Why settle for a Hollywood cutout when you can have the real thing?The book of Exodus gives God’s demand that the Jews avoid foreign religions when they returned to Canaan. The first commandment was, “You shall have no other gods before me” (Ex. 20:3). God had to make sure that they weren’t corrupted.

[SFX: Record scratch]

Wait a minute—how could they have been corrupted?

The Jews enter a land full of foreign gods—invented gods—but God had made plain the correct religion. How would those made-up gods look next to the real deal? Judaism would be a stunning and brilliant jewel compared to the other religions’ tawdry plastic beads.

Imagine the Hollywood set of a Western town, built with plywood facades, compared to a real building—a castle full of antiques and tapestries, say. Who’d be tempted to stray to the cutout imposter if you could have the real thing?

Another example: imagine that God provided Disney World for the Jews but warned against moving into the filthy trailer park across the street. Why bother with the warning? How could anyone possibly be tempted?

Similarly, with the Jews given the correct religion, how could God have ever been worried that another religion would be the least bit compelling?

… or maybe Judaism didn’t look special. Perhaps the prohibitions—remember that these were imposed by priests whose livelihood depended on Yahweh worship—made a lot of sense because in fact Yahweh of early Judaism looked similar to Chemosh, Molech, Baal, and other gods of the Canaanite religions.

The Bible’s own prohibitions argue that Judaism was made up, just like the rest.

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
— Woody Allen

(This is a modified version of a post that originally appeared 9/30/11.)

Photo credit: Wikipedia

Insight Into the Evangelical Persecution Complex
Christianity Is a Hospital, and Sinners Are Ill (Or Not)
How Reliable is Apostle Paul When He Knew Very Little About Jesus?
Rationalizing Away the “Canaanite Problem”
About Bob Seidensticker
  • Dain Q. Gore

    That phenomenon you are describing is known as anthropomorphism (like the polar bear “wave”), and is largely discouraged at modern zoos (excepting perhaps Sea World)–at least in North America–because it promotes “taming and training” especially inhumane and impractical if they are to be reintroduced into the wild.