Aieeeeeeee! Or, On Women Wearing Pants to Church


Pants to church? Horror! Blasphemy!  Rebellion!  Wickedness!  Zzzzzzzzzz.


I think I’m going to resolve to notice whether any women wear pants to my ward’s sacrament meeting on Sunday.


(This coming Sunday is evidently International Defiantly Wear Pants to Latter-day Saint Church Meetings and Strike a Blow Against Oppressive Patriarchy Day, or something like that.)


But, first, I need to resolve to care.


And that, I think, is going to be very difficult.


I’ll almost certainly forget to notice.



"Religion poisons everything!" (8)
"Who will stand?"
"Why women aren't having children"
New Testament 142