I think I’m going to resolve to notice whether any women wear pants to my ward’s sacrament meeting on Sunday.
(This coming Sunday is evidently International Defiantly Wear Pants to Latter-day Saint Church Meetings and Strike a Blow Against Oppressive Patriarchy Day, or something like that.)
But, first, I need to resolve to care.
And that, I think, is going to be very difficult.
I’ll almost certainly forget to notice.