“Trump Warns that Companies Shipping Jobs Overseas Will Be Slapped with Enormous Bribes”

“Trump Warns that Companies Shipping Jobs Overseas Will Be Slapped with Enormous Bribes” December 7, 2016

 

A little grocery story in Everywhere, USA
It’s about TIME that the government start paying attention to the little folk, like the owners of this tiny Ma-and-Pa shop on Main Street, Our Town, USA  (Image from Wikimedia Commons)

 

Finally, an end to crony capitalism!

 

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-warns-that-companies-shipping-jobs-overseas-will-be-slapped-with-enormous-bribes

 

I’m reading ecstatic paeans of praise to Our Leader from Trumpists across the land.  He’s saving jobs, solving our problems with China, cutting government waste!  He’s like Superman without the kryptonite!  And he hasn’t even taken office yet!

 

Sing along!

 

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars,
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars.
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius,
Age of Aquarius!
Aquarius!
Aquarius!

Harmony and understanding,
Sympathy and trust abounding.
No more falsehoods or derisions,
Golden living dreams of visions,
Mystic crystal revelation,
And the mind’s true liberation!
Aquarius!
Aquarius!

When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars,
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars.
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius,
Age of Aquarius!
Aquarius!
Aquarius!
Aquarius!
Aquarius!

Let the sunshine, let the sunshine in, the sunshine in!
Let the sunshine, let the sunshine in, the sunshine in!
Let the sunshine, let the sunshine in, the sunshine in!

 

 


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