Today, I’m excited to report that I have some breaking news to share with Daylight Atheism readers.
From a highly placed anonymous source inside the Vatican, I’ve received a letter containing proofs for a new advertising campaign that the Roman Catholic church has been developing for the past several years. The ultimate goal was to run these ads on billboards throughout the world. The bishops in charge described these ads as “the most compelling argument ever made for Holy Mother Church’s supreme moral authority and sanctity”, and anticipated that they would provoke millions of conversions to Catholicism in the first few days after they went up.
However, due to recent news events and the perceived sensitivity of some of the unfortunate facts thus disclosed, the ad campaign was delayed and ultimately dropped. The concept art and proofs, most of which were already finished, were shelved in a secret Vatican archive. They’ve never been seen by the world – until now. It’s my privilege to be able to show them to you. I think you’ll agree with me that they do indeed make a convincing case!