Want to be ordained? There’s an app for that

Well, you won’t actually be a real priest, minister, rabbi or bishop, but you will be able to see what you’d look like if you were. Details: From the supremely useful to the breathtakingly inane, there’s a cell phone application out there to fulfill all your needs — even the ones you didn’t know you [Read More…]

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So a deacon and his pastor are on a missionary trip…

…in a dangerous part of Latin America. They end up being kidnapped by revolutionaries.  The revolutionaries decide to execute them both by firing squad. As they blindfold the two men, the head of the death squad asks the deacon if he has a final request. “Yes,” the deacon replies bravely.  “I’d like to deliver one [Read More…]

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Hilarious: The Parent Rap

If you’re counting the hours until they head back to school, Mom and Dad, this one’s for you: [Read more…]

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First look: stunning glimpse at the new iPhone 5

Wow.  I’m drooling. [Read more…]

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Roller coasters? Meh.

An interesting contrast to this scream-like-a-little-girl video at an amusement park is the one below.  The guy keeps a straight face through the entire ride. (Tip: if you run into him and he suggests a friendly game of poker, just say no.) [Read more…]

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“Every major’s terrible”

Just in time for the back-to-school crowd, this inspired Gilbert & Sullivan parody. I hope his major is music. [Read more…]

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The write stuff: Bulwer-Lytton winners announced!

And here’s a good one, winner in the category of Vile Puns: Though they were merely strangers on a train, as she looked North by Northwest though the rear window, Marnie knew beyond a shadow of a doubt the trouble with Harry was that he was a psycho – his left and right hand middle [Read More…]

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“You got Daddy Skills…!”

For all the dads out there: something sweetly infectious from a rapper you might call Snoop Daddy Dad (a.k.a Sam Dorman), who boasts on YouTube that he shot this entirely on his iPhone. Whatever he did, this is a new anthem for a generation of dads.  Enjoy. [Read more…]

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Worst web domain names. Ever.

They really should have thought twice about some of these. From Huffington Post:  Before you plunk down a pretty penny to register a new domain name, please think twice about what you choose. These 21 websites didn’t. Or perhaps they thought the double entendres their names created when strung together as URLs were just too [Read More…]

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Jesus was here

A co-worker forwarded me the above picture, noting: “Jesus strikes again – at Delhaize.” Note: Delhaize is a worldwide grocery store conglomerate that includes Food Lion among others in the Unites States. [Read more…]

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