We all know that Michele Bachmann has claimed that God told her to run for president. But now it appears a second member of the triune Godhead has endorsed her as well, according to wingnut preacher Peter Waldron. Warren Throckmorton reports:
Waldron: I’m compelled by Scripture. If I may tell you the story of Michele Bachmann, how I came
Deace: Can you do it in 60 seconds?
Waldron: I can do it in less than 60 seconds.
Deace: Go ahead.
Waldron: I was interviewed by several candidates. I came to Iowa to be interviewed by Hermann Cain. I met with him at the Holiday Inn in downtown Des Moines. He was scheduled to speak at a home schooling event over at the capital. I went over to hear him speak and this woman came out and she spoke and the Holy Ghost said to me as I was standing there, uh, this is the one. And I left Des Moines, returned to my offices in Tennessee, I prayed and God said volunteer. So literally I volunteered for Michele Bachmann and a funny thing happened on the way to Des Moines.
No word on whether Jesus will be joining his cohorts in endorsing Bachmann’s failing campaign. And no word from God or the Holy Ghost on the competing claims of at least 4 of the Republican candidates that they have personally endorsed their campaigns. In fact, no word from any of these non-existent beings at all. Ever.