If Gordon Klingenschmitt didn’t exist, I might have to invent him. He’s just such a perfect source of wingnut crazy that I don’t know what I’d do without him. Here he is claiming that gay people want to raise taxes on straight people to pay for their deviant “lifestyle.”
Eight homosexual couples are suing the U.S. Military to accept their illegal “marriages,” and demanding extra homosexual bonus pay with medical benefits. A federal judge in Massachusetts will be asked to overturn the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), which defines federal marriage as only lawful between one man and one woman.
The pro-homosexual Huffington Post reports that according to lawyers at the [Sodomites] Legal Defense Network, “the plaintiffs are challenging the constitutionality of DOMA as well as provisions in Titles 10, 32 and 38 of the U.S. Code that prevent service members in same-sex marriages from receiving the same benefits as heterosexual couples…
“At an event announcing the lawsuit at the National Press Club, the plaintiffs and their family members cast the challenge in terms of fairness. ‘The case we are bringing is about one thing, plain and simple: It’s about justice for gay and lesbian service members and their families and our armed forces,’ said Aubrey Sarvis, an Army veteran and the executive director of SLDN. He stressed that all eight plaintiffs were ‘legally married’ in various states.”In reality, justice is the last thing the homosexuals want. Justice would enforce the law, when actually their petition is for the judge to promote injustice, and overturn the law, forcing higher taxes upon heterosexual families to pay homosexuals extra bonus pay to reward them for their immorality. If they succeed, it will create a monetary incentive for others to engage in immorality, instantly forcing homosexual marriage upon all 50 states with military bases.
Actually, all they want is for the federal government to treat their marriages the same as they treat straight marriages. But on Planet Wingnuttia, that’s a tax increase that will make people want to give homosexuality a try for the “extra” financial benefits. Brilliant!