The coroner’s report on Andrew Breitbart found that he died of heart failure. I wonder how Obama managed to cause that. And obviously, the coroner is in on the coverup. I demand to see his birth certificate immediately. I bet the Illuminati are behind the whole thing.
Obama Causes Heart Failure
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