The wingnuts have a problem, you see. Until last week, John Roberts was their golden boy, the champion of all that is right and good in America. And now? Well, now they must explain his apostasy and his treasonous actions. Here’s the best explanation yet — and let me stress, this site is not a parody.
How could John Roberts side with the liberals? The individual mandate is so clearly unconstitutional – even to a layperson – how could it be?
Kind of like a Vince Flynn book. Someone got to Roberts. I bet they got to him and told him he has to vote this way or members of his family – kids, wife, parents, whoever – were going to be killed.Later this afternoon, it’s going to come out that Roberts was coerced. A Secret Service agent overheard Obama and Axelrod discussing the Roberts blackmail. He managed to get them on tape discussing it. Later this afternoon, the whole story will come out, Roberts will issue his REAL opinion, and Obama and Axelrod will be taken away in handcuffs.
Yep, that totally happened! The rest of the post really should be read, though. He goes all stream-of-consciousness, just spouting one weird one-liner after another.