I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been analyzing a political controversy or thinking about a particular issue and thought, “Boy, I sure wish I knew what Charlie Daniels thought about this.” Thankfully, the Worldnutdaily provides me with such vital information.
“There’s a move afoot to change life in America into a totally European – I’ve heard that so much I’m getting sick of it: ‘European’ – socialist thing,” says country-music legend Charlie Daniels, “but it’s the dag-blamed truth [sic], and it don’t work, it never has worked, and if America goes that way, America will never be America again.”
Daniels told WND in an exclusive interview that he expects 2012, with the nation’s very identity on the line, will be “the biggest election we have ever had.”
“In my 75 years on Earth, it’s never been as clear-cut as it is now,” Daniels said. “We’re either going to go into socialism, where part of the people work and the rest of them don’t, and the ones that do will be taxed to death, or – I got the point where I don’t trust politicians anymore, but hopefully – the other side represents, ‘Let’s put America back to work; let’s re-instill the work ethic back in people.’”
Well dagblameit, who can argue with that kind of logic?
“I heard a while ago that more people file for disability than file to get a job. Where in the heck is that at?” Daniels asked. “Is that America? Is that what made America great?
Well if you heard that a while ago, it must be true, right? How, exactly, does one “file to get a job”? Clearly, what made America great was ignorant, washed-up, has-been celebrities spouting bullshit.