Cuban Offers $1 Million to Trump

In the wake of Donald Trump’s idiotic offer to donate $5 million to charity if Obama will release his college transcripts, fellow billionaire Mark Cuban is offering a million to charity if Trump shaves his head.

He then added, “But, I thought about responding to him. Maybe if I put up a million or two million, he’ll shave his head?”

“Donald, you shave your head, $1 million to any charity you want,” the Dallas Mavericks owner said about Trump’s famous mop.

That’s funny.

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About Ed Brayton

After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

  • davidct

    If he shaves his head and puts the rug back on, will anybody notice? Is leaving the rug off part of the deal?

  • schmeer

    Colbert offered $1 million to tea bag Trump. I’d love to hear Trump answer that offer.

  • stace

    Between that one and Colbert’s offer to dip his balls in Donald’s mouth for 1 million, Trump stands to make a fair amount of pocket change with relatively little effort.

  • Didaktylos

    I’d pay Trump 10 cents to plunge his head in a bucket of water three times and take it out twice …

  • Paulino

    I’d just ask him to comb his hair to the back.

  • jnorris

    Why didn’t Donald offer $5 Million to Mitt for 10 years of tax records?

  • vmanis1

    The Donald can’t accept any of these offers. His private investigators, who must check any of the offers out before The Donald can accept it, are still stranded in Hawai`i. I understand that they have some big news on Obama’s birth certificate, which The Donald will be announcing Real Soon Now.

  • Nick Gotts (formerly KG)

    I understand that they have some big news on Obama’s birth certificate, which The Donald will be announcing Real Soon Now. – vmanist1

    A December surprise?

  • Nick Gotts (formerly KG)

    Between that one and Colbert’s offer to dip his balls in Donald’s mouth for 1 million – stace

    Wait a minute… which way is the $1m supposed to go?

  • thebookofdave

    Would Donald be able to place his hair in a wildlife refuge? If so, it would be cruel to turn down Cuban’s kind offer.

  • http://drx.typepad.com Dr X

    I wish he’d offered Trump $100 million to STFU permanently.

  • katie

    jnorris @6, there’s no way Rmoney would take that deal. He probably leaves $5 million in his pants pocket when he does the laundry.

  • adrianwhite

    The Guardian (a British broadsheet) phoned Trump’s office and asked for the release of Trump’s college and passport details.

    The reply?

    “Are you trying to be funny?”!

    I guess that sums it all up.


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