Unlike a lot of my readers, I can’t get too excited about Obama being reelected. I’m very happy that Romney lost, because he’d be bad in all the ways Obama is bad and far worse in many other ways. But Obama has still been a constitutional nightmare and I have no hope that he’ll stop being one any time soon. But what I am absolutely giddy about is watching the wingnuts lose their fucking minds over it. Let’s take a walk through Twitter…
Erik Rush, the completely deranged black man who claims that America suffers from an excess of “negrophilia,” said, “Now we shall see the face of evil” and that we need to “utterly disenfranchise liberals in this country.”
Matt Barber said, “Get ready for ugly. You saw how radical Obama was his 1st term. You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.” He followed that up with, “Know what tomorrow is? Wednesday. Socialist in the White House. Gutless GOP House & a paralyzed Senate. Sigh. Back to work.”
Robert Stacy McCain let loose a barrage of wailing and gnashing of teeth. Compiled together, in the order he made them:
If FL, VA, OH and CO don’t come through, who in TX is in favor of … um, independence?
UPDATE: OBAMA WINS RE-ELECTION; AMERICA HOPELESSLY DOOMED
If Americans are stupid enough to be bamboozled by the lies of the Obama stooges in the media, we deserve this SCOAMF
2 Questions: How long will the SCOAMF’s dishonest victory speech continue? Where’s the “mute” button on this damned remote?
DOOMED BEYOND ALL HOPE OF REDEMPTION
“We are permanently and irretrievably screwed.”
Well, it was a nice little republic while it lasted.
Victoria Jackson was distraught.
I can’t stop crying. America died.
The Democrat Party voted God out and replaced Him with Romans 1. In the Good vs. Evil battle…today…Evil won.
Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up. You disgust me.
That makes me so happy.
Ted Nugent joined in the fun too:
Pimps whores & welfare brats & their soulless supporters hav a president to destroy America
So Obama still demands the hardest workers provide for the nonwotkers. Shared opportunitiesmy ass
What subhuman varmint believes others must pay for their obesity booze cellphones birthcontrol abortions & lives
Goodluk America u just voted for economic & spiritual suicide. Soulless fools
I cry tears of blood for The Last Best Place & the warriors who died for this tragedy
Yeah, Ted loves those warriors in the military. That’s why he shit his pants for a month to avoid joining them and called them idiots. But don’t worry, he’ll be dead or in jail within a year, by his own declaration.
The hashtag #tcot (top conservatives on Twitter) brought lots of amusement. Like this:
rob delaney @robdelaney @FoxNews if Barrack HUSSIEN O’Bama is relected our country is,gonna be one big hip-hop bar-b-Q til Iran takes our wommen! #tcot
Here are a couple more:
Chelsey Brown @yuppchelsee I bet Obama supporters will be celebrating all night since they don’t have a job to go to in the morning. #tcot
willspencer @willspencer Why should any American bother to work? If you work, the government will just take your money and give it to someone who doesn’t. #tcot
And this may be my favorite:
⚡Storm Jones⚡ @StormBeast50 I’m moving to Texas because they will secede from the states when Obama wins and become the Republic of Texas! #NObama
Fine by me. Bye bye.