I’ve been having so much fun watching the wingnuts freaking out over Obama’s reelection that I almost forgot about our favorite Michigan moonbat, Pat. I was sure his reaction to Tuesday’s results would be entertaining and ridiculous and he did not disappoint.
Warning this blog posting will be rambling, disjointed and basically pissy sounding.
That’s okay. We’re used to that.
I am pissed off at Chris Christie, as far as I am concerned that fat piece of human excrement could die of a massive heart attack and stroke; and I would not even shed a tear.
Well that’s just what Jesus would do, I’m sure. But seriously, could anyone reasonably think that Chris Christie saying nice things about Obama is what swung the election? That would be borderline delusional.
I see that Romney won the popular vote, but lost the electoral college.
Uh, no. Obama won the popular vote by about 3 million votes.
As a Christian; I fear for Israel, I believe that the process towards to the second coming of Jesus Christ for his Saints and his Church is going to be accelerated. Watch Iran, China and Russia; biblical prophecy is going to be fulfilled and quickly, get your houses in order and I mean quickly.
I think Pat needs a HWJP bracelet — How Would Jesus Punctuate? And as a Christian, wouldn’t having the second coming of Christ accelerated be a good thing, not a bad thing?
The Elitists; The Podhoretz’s, The Kristol’s and the professional writers will do well, for the next four years. As for me; this mean that my parents are going to have to continue to support me. But, I am going to try to find some sort of work around here. I might try the Meijer’s near here. I might apply for a job working midnight, as a stock boy. I don’t know if I can get hired, because I worked for them long ago, and yes, it sucked. But, anything beats sitting in front of a laptop not getting paid.
I’m not sure element of that paragraph is funniest. Here are the three possibilities:
1. That he thinks the outcome of the election has something to do with whether his parents have to continue to support him.
2. That he waited until after the election to think about trying to find work, as though Romney’s election would magically have changed his life and dropped a good job in his lap. Maybe he thought he was going to be a cabinet position? Do we have a Secretary of Stupidity?
3. That despite the fact that he has been sponging off his parents for years without a job, he’s still a “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” conservative.
You decide which is funnier.
Oh, and he was tweeting during the election returns too. That made for some fun, as he followed the five stages of grief while throwing in some occasional misogyny and stupidity:
@AnnDRomney Already did Mrs. First Lady. Can’t wait till you take your rightful place in the White House!
Remember everyone, percentages don’t mean jack. What matters is the electoral count. and right now Romney’s leading.
Hey #p2 we’re still ahead….. BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! #MITTROMNEY2012
This fucking blows. And to beat all @FoxNews has that stupid bitch @SarahPalinUSA on. Fuck sakes! #tcot
Thank God @FoxNews got that air headed femin-nazi off the air!
Whew. We’re ahead. Again
Congrats @BarackObama and @GovChristie you can go to hell you fast assed piece of shit! #tcot
I hope that Fat Fucker dies of massive stoke and heart attack!
The gift that keeps on giving.
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