Our old friend Pat is upset. Mighty upset. He doesn’t like it that I make fun of him every once in a while and, being the weapons grade dumbass that he is, he thinks that’s stalking. Of course, he always did have a problem with that idea and a Bryan Fischer-like ability to project his own behavior on others.
I’m just gonna say this. You keep up the stalking, and I am just going to do it. I am going to pull the trump card and post your real address. I do have it and I will post it, if you keep it up. I’m tired of your stalking and mocking of me and my family.
So, cut the crap, or it’s going up and I’ll just deal with the consequences, if any.
First and Last Warning.
Thanks for the chuckle, Pat. And the trip down memory lane. Last time you tried that you posted my uncle’s address, not mine (we have the same name, so it’s not the first time we’ve been mixed up). So just in case you have in mind doing that again, I’ll save you the trouble. My address is 237 Stephanie Court, Belding, Michigan. I’d be concerned about you showing up here, but that would require leaving your parents’ basement. And having a car. And not being far too pathetic to do anything but rage incoherently on your website that makes a MySpace page look subtle and understated.
And just for the record, Pat, since I know you have trouble with the concept: Responding publicly to what someone else wrote publicly and criticizing what they write is not stalking. Putting someone else’s address on line and telling people to pay him a visit, as you have already done? That’s stalking. I quote no less an authority than you, when someone posted your address on Wonkette three years ago:
Oh, and to the liberal tools who called my house and posted my address. Ever heard of stalking laws?
Update: Awww, that’s so cute. He went ahead and put up an entire blog devoted to me, Ed Brayton Exposed, and put up my address. And he got it right this time too (well, he got the address right; he did misspell my name in the URL though). Congratulations, Pat! I will henceforth cower in fear that one of your seven readers will bum a ride to my house someday and pee in the front yard or something. The site is actually registered to Keith Levenson (which may just be the blogspot whois, not the actual blog owner; I have no idea how that works for a site like blogspot), but the writing is pure Pat. He claims to have found it, but the writing is a dead giveaway.
We here at this blog, feel that Ed Brayton has gotten away unscathed by these attacks long enough. So, we are going to fire the first shot, figuratively, across his bow…
By the way, we are told that this is an section eight apartment, because Edward is too lazy to get a real job and by a real house. Because of this, he lives with a bunch of poor people.
Awkward use of commas? Check. Can’t spell even three-letter words correctly? Check. Weapons-grade projection? Check. And then he puts up a bunch of pictures that I’ve put up on my blog over the years, including a picture of my desk with the caption:
Ed’s Desk, I guess being a anti-Christian bigot pays pretty good, doesn’t it Ed?
And another of my microphone (actually the microphone that the radio station loaned me for my radio show, which I no longer have):
Ooh, Ed’s got a big microphone! That is for calling all those mean old Christians nasty names! Again, bigotry must pay awful good!
Contradicting himself only a few sentences apart? Check. Random capitalization of words that don’t need to be capitalized? Check. And then a picture that I put up from a trip to Las Vegas with a few friends, of us having dinner at Rick Moonen’s excellent seafood restaurant at Mandalay Bay, with this caption:
Man, all this guy does is eat. Notice that chick that is not wearing much. Gee, we knew you were a secularist, Ed; but hookers? Geez, you can’t do any better than that? Has Ed been tested for AIDS lately? Just wondering.
This blog was set up, because there is a person among the human race, who believes that it is his duty to persecute the Christian Conservative community. All the while demanding that his personal information never be revealed. Well, we happen to think that this is unfair and are going to rectify that situation…
The owners of this blog, and yes, there are many; will not be held responsible for anything that might happen to Mr. Brayton, as a result of our blogging. We figure that if Mr. Brayton is that stupid to do that which he is doing and is not smart enough to conceal his identity and whereabouts; then that is his problem.
Also too; No, Mr. Brayton, we will not remove this blog, nor your personal information, ever.
Random, constant and incorrect use of semicolons? Check. Fake persecution complex? Check. Hypocrisy? Check. Congratulations, Pat. You’re a wingnut. And this part especially cracks me up:
Relax, Pat. If you were anything but a lazy git sitting in his parents’ basement raging away at everyone, I might actually feel threatened by this. But I don’t. I’m amused by it. You’re just so cute when you ball up your little fists, stomp your little feet feet and let out a primal scream. It might be time for your mommy to change your diapers or bring down a pacifier.
It’s especially funny to be accused of bigotry by such a rank bigot. Let’s set the wayback machine for 2009, when Pat got his panties in a bunch over a single Republican — Rep. Anh Cao, who is Asian — voting for the health care reform bill and launched this racist tirade:
@AnhJosephCao You Bastard piece of shit fuck! GO BACK TO Saigon, South Vietnam where you fucking BELONG GOOK!
My Uncle served in Vietnam all he could stab this Country in the back. @samuel @levihenry @kerrence @tonyyeung @paparatti @Yeggo @frautoasty
Some of us, have not forgotten what happened on Dec 7, 1941 either! @samuel @levihenry @kerrence @tonyyeung @paparatti @Yeggo @frautoasty
@tonyyeung That’s because LIBERALS like YOU LIED about the damn war, ya sland-eyed ASSHOLE
I’m really starting to distrust ANYONE of Eastern Descent. 1st it was John Yu, then it was Obama’s guy saying we should repay China.
I’m head fucking serious… Al-Qaeda is not our Worst Enemy. The East is man. China, Japan, Vietnam, all of ‘em. #tcot #hcr #killbill #VTO
Remember ’41 people, this was their revenge on us. Ceo is a fucking Commie Plant in the G.O.P. #tcot #hcr #killbill #VTO
@FoxieNews Ya think? That rat bastard sold the G.O.P. up the river! and After all the Americans that went to ‘Nam and Died. :-/ Pissed.
@samuel They had it coming after what they did to us at Pearl Harbor!!!!
@TexasRV Not to mention that Yellow man Cao that sold us up the damned river.
Whack Job my ass…. that bastard slant-eyed son of a bitch sold the G.O.P. up the fucking river and he knows it!
And here he was talking about the Seattle PD shooting a black man:
For putting a hamburger-headed looking Negro thug out of his own damned misery, the Seattle Police Department deserves a metal of freedom. That is right, I said it, I am glad as hell, that this black thug is dead. Truth is, this black bastard should have been executed, long ago, for his damned crimes in the first place. This is why; I believe that death penalty is a sane solution to our Prison overcrowding system. However, because we live in a liberal society, that believe that dirtball thugs like this have rights too; most States in America do not have a death penalty in them and dirt bag black bastards like this continue to roam the streets and fill our already overcrowded prisons…
I know, some of you, most likely liberals are going to say that this is a racist posting. I got one thing to say; I am a white and proud motherfucker and I am sorry that you are not. Besides, we all know that the black race is not exactly made up of civilized human beings anyhow.
Bryan Fischer would be proud of this level of sheer obliviousness to his own psychological projection.