Dumbass Quote of the Day

From our old friend Ted Nugent:

What our nation may not be strong enough to survive is four more years of Mr. Obama and his Big Wrecking Crew government liberal jihad, which has wreaked havoc on all of America.

What do you care, Ted? You’ll be dead or in jail within a year now that Obama was reelected, right? When you’re not, will you admit you’re full of shit?

Dumbass Quote of the Day
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About Ed Brayton

After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

  • mx89

    “admit you’re full of shit?”

    I guess he’s had one experience with that already, to be fair.

  • Moggie

    That’s not really fair. Ted Nugent prefers to wear his shit externally.

  • alanb

    Actually, he’ll be dead or in jail within a year from last April, which gives him only 5 months to go.

  • nohellbelowus

    If we’ve survived over three decades of Cat Scratch Fever, then we’re plenty strong enough.

  • http://www.facebook.com/den.wilson d.c.wilson

    Nugent isn’t full of shit, but his pants are.

  • thebookofdave

    and on fire

  • azportsider

    This is actually kind of cheating, Ed. Literally any string of words that comes out of that idiot’s mouth would qualify as ‘Dumbass QOTD.’

  • http://festeringscabofrealityblogspot.com fifthdentist

    “Big Wrecking Crew government liberal jihad …”

    English, mother fucker! Do you speak it?

    Seriously, is there a set of dice with “conservative words” on each side that are shaken up in a Yahtzee cup, and they just roll them and whichever words come out on top are thrown into a sentence?

  • http://polrant@blogspot.com democommie

    “Seriously, is there a set of dice with “conservative words” on each side that are shaken up in a Yahtzee cup, and they just roll them and whichever words come out on top are thrown into a sentence?”

    I suspect it’s more like “Refrigerator Reptilican Rant” where the words are on little magnetic strips that you arrange into some sort of wingnut haiku.

  • http://peopleofpublictransport.wordpress.com Zinc Avenger (Sarcasm Tags 3.0 Compliant)

    @democommie, #9:

    Right wing noise machine:

    Government librul jihad!

    (Black man in White House)

  • kreativekaos

    Don’t EVEN get me started on that that combo bag of hot air and bullshit! That moron has spewed enough crap over the years in my fair corner of Michigan, where he was spawned as well.

    Glad he’s not Michgan’s problem anymore (in Texas I guess; it’s the [soon to be?] ‘nation’ that fits him like a glove.)

  • kreativekaos

    “Big Wrecking Crew government liberal jihad …”

    English, mother fucker! Do you speak it?— fifthdentist@8

    He keeps trying,… just can’t get the hang of it.

  • http://timgueguen.blogspot.com timgueguen

    I wonder if it’s possible Nugent has been diagnosed with some fatal disease, has been given X months to live, and is hiding the fact so when he drops dead he can cause problems for Obama beyond the grave.

    Nah, that’s silly. If Terrible Ted was suffering from some fatal malady he’d just go on and on about it, implying the whole time Obama had it done to him.

  • John Hinkle

    Mr. Obama and his Big Wrecking Crew government liberal jihad…

    Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

  • John Hinkle

    If Terrible Ted was suffering from some fatal malady he’d just go on and on about it, implying the whole time Obama had it done to him.

    And then he’d take a trip to the E.R. for “free” health care.

  • Lithified Detritus

    Zinc Avenger@10:

    Where would you like your internetz delivered?

  • cry4turtles

    I’m tellin ya, I really don’t like this guy, but when I hear those first chords of Great White Buffalo I have to admit- I like his music. Can we just do a flip-flop with hate the musician, love the music?

  • dysomniak, darwinian socialist

    Kenyan socialists

    building secret FEMA camps

    in hillbilly dreams

  • StevoR

    [Ted Ted Nugent will] .. be dead or in jail within a year now that Obama was reelected, right? When you’re not, will you admit you’re full of shit?

    Five months time we’ll know for sure I guess.

    Hopefully he won’t be making it a self-fulfilling problem by his actions.

  • StevoR

    Tpyo durnnit. Correction : Problem prophecy.

  • thisisaturingtest

    @#14, John Hinkle

    “Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.”

    Steve Martin?

  • dingojack

    Haiku are alright

    But can the Zinc Avenger

    Handle a Sonnet?

    :) Dingo

  • anatman

    i have to reiterate something i recently said on twitter. media and internet: please remove the ‘motor city’ from ‘motor city madman’ and just use the remaining word to refer to him. we have enough problems in detroit without nugent hung around our necks making our national image (even) worse.

  • kangxi

    cry4turtles said “I’m tellin ya, I really don’t like this guy, but when I hear those first chords of Great White Buffalo I have to admit- I like his music. Can we just do a flip-flop with hate the musician, love the music?”

    Answer: Yes. It’s called Wagnerisation.

  • http://polrant@blogspot.com democommie

    “Tpyo durnnit. Correction : Problem prophecy.”

    Take it from me; for at least 80% of us, Tedbagz shufflin’ off the mortal coil would not be a cause for tears and nostalgic rememberance.

    In a just world, he would be sitting in a tree stand waiting to shoot a canned buck and his Sky Fairy would touch his finger of lightningy doom to said tree.

  • Who Knows?

    At the end of the column, it says:

    Ted Nugent is an American rock ‘n’ roll, sporting and political activist icon

    That’s not exactly how I would describe him.


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