I don’t know if you guys have seen the site Hello There, Racists, but it’s alternately appalling and amusing. Okay, mostly appalling and vile, but it’s funny to see all the bad spelling and poor grammar that inevitably accompanies musings like this:
The book of Revelations done told ya’ll Obama would be president. The devil’s gotta be in charge somewhere.
That was after this same little Snooki wannabe said her grandpappy was gonna go “coon hunting” at the White House. And she says, “Christianity is a lifestyle, everything else is a hobby.” Praise the lord and pass the crackers.
There are dozens of these, mostly from people in high school and college. There’s one from Michigan, too, in Coldwater. He says he’s “totally not racist” while calling Obama a “Muslim nigger” who “shouldn’t live in the White House.
But my favorite is from Josh Fox of Erie, Pennsylvania:
We buy they’re groceries house em. Support there drug habits they pick the president. #fuckingniggers
Got the same word wrong twice in two sentences. I think we’ve found our next Rhodes Scholar.
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