Prager Explains the Male Psyche

December 1, 2012 by 23 Comments

One of the more amusing developments in wingnuttia lately is the development of Prager “University,” where the terminally ridiculous Dennis Prager teaches people all about the world. In their latest “course” — a five-minute Youtube video — Prager explains why men look at women in bikini, why women do not look at good-looking men (yes, seriously), and why men may look at other women but they only truly want their wives sexually (with “very few exceptions”). He says this will be a “revelation to most women… and a relief to most men.” Funny stuff.

httpv://youtu.be/UuQZxpMfsgY

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About Ed Brayton

After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

  • http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    For too long, experts have had exclusive access to students! It’s nice that, from Beck to Falwell, there are finally schools with classes taught by people who don’t know what a fact is to people who don’t care what the facts are.

  • Ellie

    So….he thinks I watch NCIS for the plots, and not for Mark Harmon? Poor deluded soul.

  • chisaihana5219

    Where did he ever get the idea that women don’t look at good looking men and find them more attractive than their current partner? Perhaps because other women don’t look at him the way he looks at other women? I’m with Ellie; but I watch NCIS for the plots AND Mark Harmon. It would be fun to do an actual experiment with female college students to see if they remembered the men they saw and admired. My guess, they would remember better than the male students.

  • pacal

    Women don’t look at good looking men!? Also Men only “truly” want their wives sexually with few exceptions!?

    Does this guy not know any women? Adultery is also rather common not a practice of a few exceptions.

    The stupid is strong in that one.

  • Nomad

    I’ll wager he didn’t mention the study that says that when presented with a picture of another man, men instinctively look at both their face and their crotch. I’m even more certain he didn’t mention that the same study showed men do the same thing in reaction to pictures of animals.

  • Trebuchet

    I watch NCIS for Abbie! The plots, when I think about it, are about as silly as “Red Dawn”.

  • http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    It should be noted, before one takes his advice on these matters, that Dennis Prager is on wife #3.

  • scienceavenger

    My wife points out hot women in bikinis for me…not sure what Prager would have to say about that. But then, he’s just making it up as he goes anyway.

  • dingojack

    I seriously doubt Dennis could find his own arsehole if he was given detailled instructions, a map, GPS co-ordinates, had a friend to help him (assuming he could find such a thing), and a 50/50.

    So why would I take any advice on women he could give me seriously?

    Dingo

  • cottonnero

    dingojack: I’m assuming, then, that he used his “poll the audience” lifeline earlier when he was trying to find his way out of a paper bag?

  • dingojack

    cottonnero – yep, very probably!

    😀 Dingo

  • http://thebronzeblog.wordpress.com/ Bronze Dog

    I seriously doubt Dennis could find his own arsehole if he was given detailled instructions, a map, GPS co-ordinates, had a friend to help him (assuming he could find such a thing), and a 50/50.

    It’s impressive that he still can’t find it with that much help. I mean, given what I’ve seen so far, it’s wrapped around his head, right?

  • Lyle

    Not only does my girlfriend look at good-looking men, she will usually tell me about it. I’m by no means insecure. I’m the one that gets to sleep with her, after all, and not the other guy she took a good look at.

  • Moggie

    Nomad:

    I’ll wager he didn’t mention the study that says that when presented with a picture of another man, men instinctively look at both their face and their crotch. I’m even more certain he didn’t mention that the same study showed men do the same thing in reaction to pictures of animals.

    Do squid even have a crotch?

  • http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Moggie “Do squid even have a crotch?”

    Yes. It would be more obvious*, but the water’s cold.

    * Males have that giant white thing, which is a lot like catching Cthulhu getting out of the shower. I assume the females have a reverse, but equivalent, squishy, oozing, abyssal, nightmarish, vortex of horror.

  • magistramarla

    I’ve got one movie title for this wingnut – “Magic Mike”.

    Enough said.

  • magistramarla

    There’s a reason that I’ve been giving my husband a subscription to Playboy as an anniversary present every year for the 36 years that we’ve been married.

    He reads it, then I reap the benefits that night!

    I have to admit – I read it, too.

  • DiscordianStooge

    “an article in the Daily Mail …”

    Oh, I see what the problem is.

  • Ichthyic

    I have to admit – I read it, too.

    …but only for the articles, right?

    :)

  • frog

    Women don’t look at good looking men?

    See, this is what happens when some poor schmuck is raised to believe that women aren’t human. He believes they’re just passive vessels for male genitalia insertion. He probably believes female orgasms are a myth, too.

    And of course he would never deign to, you know, talk to a woman any more than he would deign to talk to an insect.

    Did he never even look at the cover of a romance novel?

  • Suido

    Googled Prager, was not disappointed.

    Seems he’s on of the ‘few exceptions’. What is it about high profile conservatives and being married three times?

  • martinc

    dingojack @ 9:

    I seriously doubt Dennis could find his own arsehole if he was given detailed instructions, a map, GPS co-ordinates, had a friend to help him (assuming he could find such a thing), and a 50/50.

    To be fair, asking a friend to help you find your arsehole could easily be misconstrued.

  • http://noadi.etsy.com Noadi

    Oooohh guys in kilts… sorry what was the video about again?


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