I clicked on Chuck Norris’ most recent column at the Worldnutdaily, entitled “Resolve to Conquer or Die” and this was the very first sentence:
When President Obama was re-elected, the winds waned behind many patriots’ ships’ sails.
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there. So is the rest of the column, which is little more a pep talk to conservatives. And he knows what God wants him to do, but he’s not going to tell you what it is:
As we walk into 2013, my wife, Gena, and I have again been asking how we can best be used in the fight for God and country, and seeking in particular how the God of our Fathers would have us respond to November’s political mudslide. We believe we know. And like Washington, part of it means altering our strategies and approach, too.
I’ll say this much: If you don’t see Navy Seals on the battlefield, don’t assume for a moment they’re absent from the battle. They’ve merely gone stealth, underground (or underwater!), cloaked and engaged in covert measures and unconventional methods of warfare.
If I’m reading this right, I think Chuck plans to go undercover in DC, perhaps in a cocktail dress and tasteful pumps.
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