Dick Morris as the Black Night

Dick Morris does his best impersonation of the black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with a new video entitled “Now we have Obama right where we want him.” If Morris wasn’t the single least accurate pundit in the country, Obama might be worried about that.

About Ed Brayton

After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

  • daved

    The Black *Night*?

  • Randomfactor

    As in “In brightest day…”

  • dugglebogey

    I’m willing to be ANYTHING that “in his second term” was never “right where we want him.”

  • dugglebogey

    Ack! Willing to BET, BET ANYTHING.

  • naturalcynic

    Bill Kristol, you’re not trying hard enough.

  • http://www.holytape.etsy.com holytape

    Well it’s true. Obama now can not possibly win the 2016 election!!!!!

  • samgardner

    Why, if Dick thinks his plan is such a great idea, does he insist on couching it in such adversarial terms? Does he think Obama’s out to destroy the US or something?

  • http://www.holytape.etsy.com holytape

    In all seriousness, I feel sorry for Dick Morris. Ever since “Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood” bombed, his acting career hit rock bottom. A man has to feed his family some how, right?

  • http://motherwell.livejournal.com/ Raging Bee

    He has a family? I pity his wife and kids.

  • baal

    “Well it’s true. Obama now can not possibly win the 2016 election!!!!!”

    I’m sure Dick Morris and friends will have a day or two in 3.5 years from now where they claim that by Obama not trying to run for a third term is in fact proof that Obama is plotting to run for a 3rd term.

  • jnorris

    Did the Republican Tea Party take a sacred vow this term to hold Pres Obama to just two terms of office?

  • mrbp

    Obama is a centre right politician. The Republicans have shifted so far into the -Fox News- far right echo chamber that a centre right politician like Obama is seen as a communist and Romney looked like he was going to win. You couldn’t make it up. Watching American politics is like watching Monty Python. Bravo America lol

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