Chuck Norris apparently thinks he has influence over the elections in Israel. He’s recorded a video endorsing Benjamin Netanyahu a few days before that country holds elections. It’s pretty funny to watch, especially because he starts by saying “shalom” and refers to himself in the third person.
“Shalom, this is Chuck Norris,” he begins. “With the elections just days away, Israel has an important decision to make, so let me tell you what Chuck would do. You might think I’m a tough guy in my films, but in a rough neighborhood like the Middle East, Israel has its own tough guy. His name is Bibi Netanyahu.
Seriously, he should have lifted up that black hat from Walker, Texas Ranger to reveal a yarmulke. Let me tell you what Chuck Norris would really do: Spout a bunch of ignorant bullshit, make himself look like an idiot and break a hip trying to do a roundhouse kick.
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