Just in case you thought the wingnuts had hit bottom in how ridiculous they could become, let me disabuse you of that notion. The Worldnutdaily reports — of course they do — that a couple flies buzzing around President Obama over a few years prove that he’s really Beelzebub.
Those reaching to connect Obama’s fly troubles with the darkest biblical references won’t have much difficulty.
One name commonly used to refer to Satan is Beelzebub, which translates from Hebrew into “Lord of the Flies.”
A posting at the popular Free Republic Web forum discusses Beelzebub and asks, “Is the White House fly infestation evidence of demonic presence and influence there?”
The End Times blog named Obama the “Lord of the Flies.”
The blog connects Obama to Beelzebub, writing, “This really isn’t an academic question. The Lord of the Flies is real.”
Over at RevalationNow.net, a posting by “editorial staff” muses about whether Obama is possessed by a demonic entity.
“I feel like I am watching a horror movie and the secret evil character is revealed by the evil signs around him,” the post reads.
And as always, the comments at Free Republic are just a whirling vortex of stupid:
When the Obama’s first moved into the White House, BHO2’s MIL, Mrs.Robinson, was warned to discontinue her voodoo practices in the basement.
Such rituals involve animal sacrifices, and dead, putrefying flesh and blood attract flies if not promptly cleaned up.
Flies require moisture and nutrients for their offspring. The fact these flies keep appearing makes it apparent their breeding locale is unaffected by attempts to eradicate them.
I suggest those charged with eradication follow Mrs.Robinson into the basement…
I believe lt. There is no other reason for these bizarre happenlngs.
Yeah, no other possible explanation! It apparently hasn’t occurred to them that if Obama really was “lord of the flies” he could order the flies to stay away from him.
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