Glenn Beck recently announced that he is going to build a new
city compound in Texas, to be called Independence USA. Jon Stewart had a bit of fun with it, pointing out how utterly contradictory he is in how he wants to run his new shining city on a hill on a flat plain.
I caught the tail end of this, which prompted me to start writing jokes about it. I imagine Koolaid will be a big seller in the marketplace he envisions. And no Miracle Gro will be allowed in the place; they’ll fertilize their gardens with batshit, which will flow down the streets like water.