Bill O’Reilly has inked a deal with Holt and Co. to write a book called Killing Jesus: A History. Because even though we have dozens of books about Jesus, including many by well-respected historians, what we really need is one written by an ignorant, narcissistic blowhard with a loofah sponge fetish.
In Killing Jesus, O’Reilly “will recount the seismic political and historical events” that made the death of the “beloved and controversial young revolutionary” known as Jesus of Nazareth inevitable.
“Jesus Christ has not walked among us physically for more than 2,000 years, yet his presence today is felt the world over and his spirit is worshipped by more than 2.2 billion people, O’Reilly said in a statement released by Holt. “His teachings, his legacy, his life as a flesh-and-blood man and his death created the world in which we live.”
If it’s loaded with as many errors as his previous books, I won’t be surprised if he says that Jesus was killed by Al Qaeda.
And as always, this is still hilarious.