Unconstrained lunatic Cindy Jacobs has already told us that her prayers can stop terrorist acts, hurricanes and an empty spaghetti bowl, but now she’s claiming to have saved David Barton’s life through prayer. She says God told her to pray that Barton’s wheels wouldn’t fall off when he was on a trip, because Satan was trying to destroy him. But she prayed and he lived.
I’m especially amused by the fact that she says God told her to pray for Barton. To him. Because apparently he can’t intervene unless Cindy Jacobs says “Simon says” or something. “Beg me. Go ahead, beg me and I might do it.”