Beck: Michelle Obama a Monster

Glenn Beck went on one of his typically incoherent tirades in reaction to Michelle Obama not handling a heckler very well during an appearance. And somehow he manages to blame everything on her, Eric Holder’s wife and White House adviser Valerie Jarrett. Yep, Glenn, it’s all the fault of three powerful black women. Do they scare you?

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  • Who Knows?

    Just looking at Glenn Beck you know that assertive women frighten him. So an assertive black woman is going scare the shit right out of that frightened little toad.

  • marcus

    I thought she handled the heckler reasonably well. I’m sure Ed could have done better, but he is a professional.

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    Hey, what doesn’t scare Glenn Beck? Think he caught sight of his own shadow the other day and promptly screamed, shat broken glass in his pants and curled up in a ball crying!

    Pitiful, disgusting, pathetic man that he is.

  • otrame

    Yeah, Glen, those black ladies, they be scary.

    Yep. I keep thinking about how they used to react to Hillary back when she was first lady. She had ideas. She had intellect as wasn’t afraid to use it.

    Poor little Laura Bush was a “good woman”. She stood around looking sweetly matronly, and KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT. They loved her.

    @1 is correct. Beck’s voice gets all squeaky because his balls have crawled up into his throat to hide.

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    “The w-w-wives are -t-talking! OMG!!!1eleventy!!”

    “Are they supposed to do that? I, I mean wives .. actually t-t-talkin’!! /frightened Scooby voice.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11alltehworldscricketelevenscombined!

    Its teh ned ott teh werld i tellz ya!

    (No I don’t.)

    PS. Michelle Obama is fucking awesome and a hundred times better than moron Glenn Beck ever will be.

    PPS. Kinda curious to know how Beck handles hecklers or if he’s ever had to do so. Anyone know?

  • brucegee1962

    I’m not sure if he’s actually scared, or if he’s just always looking around for more fear that he can package up and pass along to his viewers. You think that overpriced gold he’s hawking sells itself? You need to get people seriously paranoid before they’ll use their kids’ tuition to fill up their bomb shelter with that stuff.

  • http://www.holytape.etsy.com holytape

    @1. I would be more amazed if you could find something that doesn’t scare the shit out of Glenn. This is a man who believes that his own reflection might be, in fact, Hitler. So it’s hard to tell what’s assholish-racist misogyny versus the usual paranoid delusions.

    Aside note, I like how he claims that Sharon Holder has all of this power, but doesn’t even know her name.

  • dingojack

    Uh Glenny – which one is Michelle Obama again? I forget.

    Dingo

  • Trebuchet

    Beck’s religion explicitly says women can’t go to the highest level of heaven without being “sealed” to a husband. And until fairly recently, black people weren’t eligible either. They only changed that because nobody wanted to play football against BYU.

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    @ ^ holytape : Sharon Holder is She-Who-Can’t-Be-Named!?

  • http://motherwell.livejournal.com/ Raging Bee

    Michelle wouldn’t seem so monstrous to those folks if they’d just spend less time fantasizing about her…

  • John Pieret

    “She is a scary woman”

    Isn’t amazing how these “men,” who are supposedly so macho and proud of it, are so scared of women who might assert themselves?

  • atheist

    Geeze, what a loser. Oh, and his little pal is quite sad, as well. I guess that guy is meant to speak for the listeners, in this theatre of resentment.

  • Artor

    ZOMG! Here come the black women! Hide yo husbands! Hide yo kids!

  • Michael Heath

    Raging Bee writes:

    Michelle wouldn’t seem so monstrous to those folks if they’d just spend less time fantasizing about her…

    Glenn Beck’s a twerp, and so cowardly his body language overtly expresses his cowardice. So I perceive Beck seeing Ms. Obama as a monster not just because she’s a politically powerful black person, but also because she’s physically imposing relative to him.

  • http://aceofsevens.wordpress.com Ace of Sevens

    The conservative blowhards are in a hard place here as the heckler was upset that her husband hasn’t done enough for the gay community. So they are left with standign up for heckling and ignoring the substance.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    Wrong Michelle, Mr. Beck. And she spells it “Michele”.

  • Chiroptera

    John Pieret, #12: Isn’t amazing how these “men,” who are supposedly so macho and proud of it, are so scared of women who might assert themselves?

    Actually, the scared of women part usually comes with the macho part.

  • dan4

    And if the First Lady just ignored the heckler, Beck would probably go on about how “cold” and “unfeeling” she is.