I’ve lost track of all the various groups who claim to be descended from the real lost tribes of Israel. They settled in Persia or Saudi Arabia or Ethiopia, depending on who you’re talking to. Some even claim it’s the Japanese. But Glenn Beck says they went to Europe, created Western Civilization (all based on the Torah, of course) and then came to America as the Puritans. Historians will find this one just plain laughable.
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