Monckton Suddenly Not a Birther for Ted Cruz

Lord Christopher Monckton, the British birther buffoon and global warming denialist, has spent the last few years ranting about how Obama’s birth certificate is fake and he isn’t a citizen because he wasn’t really born in Hawaii. So what does he think about Ted Cruz, who was admittedly born in Canada but to American parents? He thinks we should start building a statue to honor his anticipated presidency.

Ted Cruz is one to watch. And let us not wait until after he has served two spectacular terms as President of the United States before we engage some rising Michelangelo to carve a noble statue of him…

Poverty endures solely because the left gain votes from it. Ted Cruz is one of the few politicians in either House of Congress who understand this. And he cares enough to do something about it. That is why he deserves his statue.

You mean all that birther stuff only applies to black presidents? What a shock.

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  • colnago80

    It is my information that Ted’s father, Rafael, was not a US citizen at the time of his birth.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    ED BRATYON ITS TOTALLY DIFFERENT FOR ONE THING CANADA SHARES A BORDER WITH AMERICA AND THEY SPEAK AMERICAN UP THERE AND ME AND THE FAMILY WENT TO HARRISON HOT SPRINGS THAT ONE TIME WHICH WAS NICE AND ALSO HES A REPUBLICAN.

  • http://composer99.blogspot.ca composer99

    Modusoperandi wins the thread, as usual.

    As for Monkcton, he is so reliably wrong about so many things that I suspect a person could be right about almost everything simply by deciding that the opposite of what Monckton asserts must be true.

  • skemono

    And let us not wait until after he has served two spectacular terms as President of the United States before we engage some rising Michelangelo to carve a noble statue of him…

    Yes, in fact, why even wait for him to be sworn in, or even for the election to happen? Let’s just start carving his face into Mt. Rushmore now!

  • http://timgueguen.blogspot.com timgueguen

    (dumb conspiracy theory mode on) He won’t be so happy with the statue of Cruz erected after Cruz turns America Communist. Just watch, Cruz is actually Havana’s agent, Castro’s final revenge for all those years of American efforts against him. !(dumb conspiracy theory mode off)

  • John Hinkle

    Sounds like Monckton has some *ahem* amorous feelings for Cruz.

  • Moggie

    Michelangelo? Cruz will never get to be president after voters have seen a statue of him butt-naked.

  • anachronistes

    Butt-naked? Monckton will have to handle his “rising Michelangelo” carefully…

    ChrisL

  • Al Dente

    Monckton doesn’t seem to be aware that Michelangelo is no longer in the statuary business due to him being dead.

  • edmundog

    This calls for one of my favorite videos ever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w833cAs9EN0

  • exdrone

    Ted Cruz, who was admittedly born in Canada but to American parents

    Where are you going with this? You have broken the seal, and it is well past the return expiration date. We’re sorry that he is not in working order, but we are not taking him back.

  • dan4

    1: Your information is correct.