Bradlee Dean Manages to Top Even Himself

We’ve grown accustomed to Bradlee Dean saying all manner of stupid, bigoted things, but I think this time he may actually have managed to top himself, with help from his partner-in-stupid Jake McMillan. Like with this bizarre and utterly false claim that gay people are responsible for half the murders in big cities.

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And then they turned to Rachel Maddow. Dean is still upset that she quoted him verbatim, using audio published by the American Independent News Network when I was working for them (we got sued too). And they refer to Maddow as “shim” because they can’t tell if she’s male or female. Isn’t that clever, in an 8th grade locker room kinda way? What assholes.

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  • http://polrant@blogspot.com democommie

    Reading the header, two different possibilities leapt into my skull.

    One, that he had committed a permanent and terminal public service:

    To commit suicide. (Everybody) ‘I heard that Jimmy tried to top himself last week.’ (source: http://www.britishslang.co.uk/dictionary/T)

    or, that he had finally come out of the closet and was being a VERY naughty boy.

  • matty1

    or, that he had finally come out of the closet and was being a VERY naughty boy.

    If that’s the case I’d be almost impressed by his, um, flexibility.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Like with this bizarre and utterly false claim that gay people are responsible for half the murders in big cities.”

    Did you just climb out from under a rock? The Big City Gays are one of the most feared gangs. Their weapon is fear. Fear and murder. Their two weapons are fear and murder. And a fanatical devotion to the Gay. Their three weapons are…

  • dingojack

    If only the word ‘even’ wasn’t in the headline!

    Dingo

  • caseloweraz

    …gay people are responsible for half the murders in big cities.

    Yes, but which half? Enquirering minds want to know.

  • dingojack

    caseloweraz – the top or the bottom half?

    Dingo

  • ethanol

    Shim? she and him are not even used the same way in speech, how is shim supposed to be used? Is it the object of a preposition? It’s like they didn’t even think this through.

  • http://www.facebook.com/DocMonkey mickwright

    What’s hilarious is that that’d still mean half those murders weren’t committed by gays.

  • matty1

    Modusoperandi, please come in again.

  • http://aceofsevens.wordpress.com Ace of Sevens

    So all those drug deals gone bad are really lover’s spats and the police cover it up to protect Big Gay?

  • justsomeguy

    Gays are responsible for 50% of murders in major cities, yet are still far too feeble and weak and girly to be allowed to be in the military.

  • http://fullmetalfeminist.wordpress.com CaitieCat

    how is shim supposed to be used?

    Generally with a small mallet. Place the shim under the side of the window needing levelling, and gently tap it into place with the mallet. When the window is level, shear off the shim at the window frame edge.

    As to its use as a pronoun, I’ve not a fucking clue, it’s just assholery.

  • John Phillips, FCD

    I must admit I didn’t see the even when I first saw the title, was that subconscious wishful thinking on my part or what.


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