The collection of pseudo-patriots and yokels that Larry Klayman put together for his “citizen grand juries” in Florida has returned a verdict of guilty and Klayman thinks that means Obama should resign. Because, you know, Kenyan Muslim, not an American, blah blah blah. I present his latest column with my comments interspersed in italics:
Last Wednesday, the great usurper, Barack Hussein Obama, after having been indicted by an Ocala, Fla.,citizens’ grand jury (Read: a bunch of bumpkins playing dress up), was convicted by a people’s court of defrauding the American people and Floridians by proffering them with a fake birth certificate. See CitizensGrandJury.com.
As readers of this column and WND know too well, Obama is not a natural-born citizen eligible to be president of the United States, as he was not born in this country to two American citizen parents (So Ted Cruz isn’t eligible either, right? And neither was John McCain). However, to justify his fraud and his elections to the highest office in the land, and after years of inquiry, in 2011 the Obama White House posted on its website a birth certificate purporting to show him having been born in Hawaii. The problem is, however, according to forensic experts, the birth certificate is altered and forged (and by “forensic experts” he means people who have no idea how PDFs work).
The day of reckoning has come. Obama, having failed to plead in response to the indictment that was served upon him (wow, really? Hard to believe he wouldn’t take this seriously), waived his right to a jury trial. Thumbing his nose at We the People (“We the Deluded), as the citizens’ prosecutor, I appeared before a citizens’ court judge (Wapner?) and presented evidence from Cold Case Posse investigator Michael Zullo showing that Obama tricked voters into electing him in 2008 and 2012. As a result, the citizens’ judge found him guilty on two counts of falsifying information to federal and state election officials. He was thus sentenced to the maximum prison term for these offenses of 10 years and ordered to immediately surrender himself into the custody of the citizens of the United States and Florida (Yeah, good luck with that. Let us know how it works out).
Of course, Klayman knows that Obama isn’t going to do anything but laugh at all of this nonsense, so he has a plan:
Of course, Obama will not willingly obey the law of the people. He will attempt to hide behind the iron fences of the White House, perhaps cowering under his desk for fear that the people will rise up and demand his ouster.
Yes, I’m sure he’s absolutely terrified. And isn’t this where Jerome Corsi tells us that cowering under his desk is a secret signal to Al Qaeda that they can raid the White House salad bar or something?
On Nov. 19, 2013, a day that will hopefully live on in the history of our once great republic, I call upon millions of Americans who have been appalled and disgusted by Obama’s criminality – his Muslim, socialist, anti-Semitic, anti-Christian, anti-white, pro-illegal immigrant, pro-radical gay and lesbian agenda – among other outrages, to descend on Washington, D.C., en masse, and demand that he leave town and resign from office.
Awww. He’s so cute when he balls up his little fists and cries, isn’t he? Prediction: On Nov. 19, 2013, a day that will mean next to nothing to anyone, Larry Klayman will show up in Washington, DC (if he can afford the plane ticket) along with a handful of wingnuts and do nothing but get pointed and laughed at as they show up at the White House gate demanding that the president surrender to them. I just hope it’s caught on video.