Fischer Corrects a Caller

This is an amusing exchange on Bryan Fischer’s radio show, where a caller tells him, “it says in the Bible that if we get rid of Islam then the one-world government is going to move in and the bankers are backing up the one-world government.” Uh, it does? Fischer “corrects” him by saying that Satan is using Islam as a “counterfeit” to Christianity, which proves we’re in the end times. “I’ll see your bullshit and raise you even more bullshit.”

httpv://youtu.be/ktmb6uqTceo

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  • http://www.gregory-gadow.net Gregory in Seattle

    Islam was founded around 610 CE, more than 1400 years ago. When are these alleged “end times” supposed to end?

  • eric

    Satan is using Islam as a “counterfeit” to Christianity, which proves we’re in the end times. “

    Um, wouldn’t this mean we’ve been in the end times for 1,400 years? Islam did most of its spreading (i.e., “counterfeiting of Christianity,”) in the first 100-200 years. Since then, geographically, it’s been pretty stable.

  • Larry

    Back in the cold war era, wasn’t communist Russia supposed to be the indicator that we were in the end times and that jebus was gonna be coming real soon now? Now they aren’t?

  • Doug Little

    “I’ll see your bullshit and raise you even more bullshit.”

    Nah it’s more like the Jack Link’s all in bullshit moment.

  • The Beautiful Void

    Once you translate the dog-whistle phrases “bankers” and “world government” into their plaintext “JOOOOS!”, this exchange gets a whole lot uglier and a whole lot less ridiculous.

    Or am I just a pessimist?

  • Michael Heath

    Larry writes:

    Back in the cold war era, wasn’t communist Russia supposed to be the indicator that we were in the end times and that jebus was gonna be coming real soon now? Now they aren’t?

    We’re safe as long Vladimir Putin can hold off the Islamic hordes, keep gays in the closet, and Pussy Riot in jail. Without his heroic leadership Russia will soon become the pivotal Islamic nation that will overwhelm the U.S. and the rest of the world.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Don’t fall for this counterfeit Christianity! (Hint: You can tell it’s a fake because the Jesus’ don’t glow blue under UV light)

    The Beautiful Void “Once you translate the dog-whistle phrases ‘bankers’ and ‘world government’ into their plaintext ‘JOOOOS!’, this exchange gets a whole lot uglier and a whole lot less ridiculous.”

    I fail to see how blaming it all on OJ Simpson is less ridiculous.

  • The Beautiful Void

    I fail to see how blaming it all on OJ Simpson is less ridiculous.

    The day Islam falls is the day that OJ Simpson breaks free and destroys the world. The one sane man in the world has done his level best to warn us all.

    The exchange went, to my ears:

    “Hey, shouldn’t we support the Muslims because they kill Jews too, and we hate Jews?”

    “No, we’re capable of hating both at the same time. There’s enough hate to go around.”

    Which is not ridiculous, just a discussion of tactics.

  • bushrat
    I fail to see how blaming it all on OJ Simpson is less ridiculous.

    The day Islam falls is the day that OJ Simpson breaks free and destroys the world. The one sane man in the world has done his level best to warn us all.

    My God…Tom Cruise save us. We know that he is the only one that can really help.