Glenn Beck: Martyr For You

Glenn Beck has been showing video of his daily staff meetings and they are hilarious exercises in self-aggrandizement. Here’s one where he declares himself a brave hero for giving the people hope in the face of his inevitable arrest or even murder by….well, he doesn’t say by whom. Them, I’m sure, the ever present Them. I wonder how many of his employees are secretly rolling their eyes while hearing these narcissistic declarations.

httpv://youtu.be/VdkUIc7jtIU

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About Ed Brayton

After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

  • tuibguy

    Without his daily updates on his “revolution,” I wouldn’t even know there was one going on.

  • Trebuchet

    He should check in with Ted Nugent and see what it’s like being dead and in prison.

  • Al Dente

    Glenn Beck: Brave Hero. When I grow up I want to be Glenn Beck! Either that or clean septic tanks. I haven’t decided yet.

  • Jeremy Shaffer

    Al Dente at 3- So you can’t decide if you want to fill them or clean them? That definitely is a dilemma.

  • raven

    Glenn Beck: I Might Be Going Blind – Huffington Post

    www. huffingtonpost .com/…/glenn-beck-i-might-be-goi_n_651235.html‎

    Jul 19, 2010 – Glenn Beck said he has learned he could go blind within a year. Speaking before … Glenn Beck says he could go blind in a year – Yahoo! News.

    Beck does have an impressive track record for being wrong.

    He was going blind within a year. In 2010. Here it is, almost 2014 and it hasn’t happened yet.

    IIRC, he was suffering or cliaming to suffer from a condition that doesn’t cause blindness in people his age. But why let facts get in the way?

  • uzza

    @5

    To be fair, he’s blind to a lot of things ….

  • http://thebronzeblog.wordpress.com/ Bronze Dog
    Beck does have an impressive track record for being wrong.

    He was going blind within a year. In 2010. Here it is, almost 2014 and it hasn’t happened yet.

    IIRC, he was suffering or cliaming to suffer from a condition that doesn’t cause blindness in people his age. But why let facts get in the way?

    To be fair, he’s blind to a lot of things ….

    But I think that happened long before 2010.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    Beck still lives only because the hit squads, after hearing a broadcast report of his plans, have all camped out across the street from Louie Gohmert’s yard.

  • http://rationaldreaming.com tacitus

    Alex Jones also offers up his life for the cause on a daily basis. Good job for him and Beck that nobody cares enough to take them up on the offer.

  • http://jadehawks.wordpress.com/ Jadehawk
  • dingojack

    Jadehawk – Oh noes!!! Glenn Bek has barricaded the bathrooms!!!! AND I’VE REALLY GOTTA PEE!!
    :D Dingo

  • Francisco Bacopa

    if Gen Beck wre really a threat he would get a serious talking to from Ned Beatty, just like Howard Beale did in Network.

    More evidence that Occupy was the real thing: The FBI had a kill list of Occupy members in multiple cities. It included a few people from Occupy Houston that I know.

    No one in authority will want to kill you if you mostly support the .01%.

  • Nick Gotts

    The FBI had a kill list of Occupy members in multiple cities.

    What evidence is there for this? I’m not saying it’s untrue, mind you.

  • B D

    Beck uses patriotism and religion to advance his career and it shows. He’s been accused of being a messianic fear monger by a lot of people who have seen through his act. This video sums him up pretty well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8-cduo2Wgk


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