Rod Parsley cracks me up. Always has, since the first time I saw him nearly 20 years ago. He has the ability to captivate thousands of people in a church by saying the most egregiously idiotic things loudly and with feigned emotion (this is the primary skill of all mega-preachers, of course). Like this:
God made a covenant with Abraham and pronounced a multitude of blessings upon him. Why? Because God knew Abraham would raise his children in the fear and admonition of the Lord.
Abraham became the father of many nations, and the entire earth has been blessed through his seed. You are engrafted into the family of Abraham and are blessed because of his righteous seed.
Our children are our righteous seed, and Satan is after them. He has turned our public schools into cesspools of godless propaganda where God is publicly mocked and reviled.
It is time to take a stand against the devil. The blood-bought saints of God must rescue this generation with the blood of Jesus, with the Word of God, and with prayer. Pray a hedge of protection around the children in your life.
I went to public schools. I don’t remember even one time God being “mocked and reviled.” Oh, he means that they teach things that conflict with his moronic beliefs? Yeah, I recall some of that. That’s called education.
Satan is just such a convenient thing to invent and blame things on. I wish I had one of those.
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