Another Sexist Douchebag Doing School Assemblies

This problem of sexist, religious douchebags doing assemblies in public schools seems to be getting worse. And this guy, whose real name is apparently Justin Lookadoo, goes around giving assemblies on how women can make themselves “dateable,” with the answer being that they should become obedient and docile.

Dateable girls know how to shut up. They don’t monopolize the conversation. They don’t tell everyone everything about themselves. They save for later. They listen more than they gab…

Let him lead. God made guys as leaders. Dateable girls get that and let him do guy things, get a door, open a ketchup bottle. They relax and let guys be guys. Which means they don’t ask him out!!!

A friend of mine had this guy show up at her daughter’s school recently and she was happy to find out that the students practically booed him off the stage. And by the way, this is what he looks like:

lookadoo

He’s got Marty Feldman eyes. Apparently the lead singer of the Offspring is now doing school assemblies.

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  • Ysanne

    Wait. I thought the whole point of Christian purity was that girls (and young people in general) should not date and do evil sexytime, but wait for the ONE perfect partner sent by god?

  • zippythepinhead

    You shouldn’t make fun of someone’s appearance like that; for all you know they have some kind of medical conAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA wherever I move the mouse he’s looking at the cursor!!!

    Seriously, the school admins who booked this guy — are they smoking crack with Rob Ford or what?! How do they find him and how is he advertised — giving dating advice?

  • Al Dente

    Opening a ketchup bottle is a guy thing? That tells me Jason Pointyhair trivializes men-women relationships to the point of ridiculousness.

  • doublereed

    Yea, I mean, when I think of a good date, I think of a completely one-sided conversation with a girl who doesn’t know how to be social.

    Seriously, I get really confused when people say sexist things that contradict even the shallowest of realities. You just look around and it’s incorrect. It’s like the least convincing thing ever.

  • http://www.gregory-gadow.net Gregory in Seattle

    I’m trying to figure something out: is this a step up, or a step down, from MRA shrieking in the Slymepit?

  • dukeofomnium

    I never open ketchup bottles. In fact, I used ketchup bottles to determine a woman’s fitness to bear my children. If a woman is too frail to open ketchup, then her children will be weak and effeminate.

    This is known as the Heinz Principle of Eugenics.

  • http://motherwell.livejournal.com/ Raging Bee

    Dateable girls know how to shut up.

    What’s the point of dating, if not to talk to each other? Why date a girl if she won’t say anything? I mean, I have a big ego and really want women to agree with me — but silent agreement just doesn’t make me feel at all validated. But that’s just me, maybe I’m just wierd or something.

    How do they find him and how is he advertised — giving dating advice?

    They “found” him because he calls his schtick “CHRISTIAN dating advice.” Which just shows us how easily the Texas school officials can be conned with that one word.

  • Trebuchet

    Entirely off topic: Six killed by a major tornado outbreak in Illinois. Cue the wingnuts proclaiming God’s punishment for gay marriage in 3…2…1…

    Linky

  • barry21

    Dateable girls know how to shut up, but chauvinistic fuckheads never do.

  • ruthstl

    He looks like a hedgehog. As a Pratchett fan, I immediately thought of the “Hedgehog Song”.

    Actually, Nanny Ogg gives better dating advice-including family planning.

  • barry21

    Rule #10 for dateable (what a fucking shitty word. I think he means “attractive”) guys:

    Keep it covered up. Dateable guys know that porn is bad for the spirit and the mind. They keep women covered up.

    The Taliban must be the most dateable guys in the world!

  • otrame

    Well, I’m getting old now, so I either use a tool designed to help with such tasks or ask for help, male or female. My arthritis, after years of hard physical labor, has left my hands painful and weak.

    But even when my hands were young and strong I never had a problem asking for physical help when I needed it. Or giving physical help when I could. The whole idea that asking a guy to open a bottle of catsup is somehow the equivalent of assuming a submissive posture and baring your neck is so pathetically childish that I have trouble believing somebody hired someone to say such a thing. To quote Steve Shives *. “That is so stupid I would be ashamed to think it with Glen Beck’s brain.”

    *youtuber…. Check him out, he is pretty cool most of the time.

  • John Pieret

    Considering how utterly shallow his advice to girls is, I think it is only fair to comment on Mr. Lookadont‘s appearance. To paraphrase a great philosopher, ‘shallow is as shallow does.’

  • zenlike

    He’s not only a misogynist, he is also a misandrist, he seems to have a very low opinion of all men:

    First thing you need to understand ladies is that guys are going to lie to you to get what they want and what they want is sex. The end.

    Protip Justin: your own thoughts are not neceserray identiacal to every other person alive.

    Second protip: trying to look like a youngster only works when you are not looking like an older guy wearing clothes that were hip a dozen years ago.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    dukeofomnium “I never open ketchup bottles. In fact, I used ketchup bottles to determine a woman’s fitness to bear my children. If a woman is too frail to open ketchup, then her children will be weak and effeminate. This is known as the Heinz Principle of Eugenics.”

    Lies! The real test is getting the last pickle out of the jar.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/TabbyLavalamp Tabby Lavalamp

    HEY! No need to insult Dexter Holland who I happen to find quite sexy, thankyouverymuch.

  • jnorris

    True Christian ™ males do not date. they buy a wife from her father for goats and stuff. Old Testament True Christian males have their father and mother buy the girl for him, (Samson in Judges 14:1-2).

  • doublereed

    @14 zenlike

    Usually misogynists are also misandrists. It’s a general policy of ‘gender essentialism’ and BS gender roles.

  • imst

    Hey! Be nice to the lead signer of the Offspring. That guy has two degrees in Molecular Biology and was working on his PhD when the music career took off. Given the education, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he’s a non believer too.

  • matty1

    Apparently he had all references to his wife removed from his website, possibly because it would look a bit hypocritical to point out she is a working woman who gives speeches, writes books and generally doesn’t shut up and be submissive.

  • caseloweraz

    Rule #6: Men of God are wild, not domesticated. Dateable guys aren’t tamed. They don’t live by the rules of the opposite sex. They fight battles, conquer lands, and stand up for the oppressed.

    Onward Christian wild men, conquering new lands,

    Making all the ladies putty in your hands.

    You’re completely dateable,

    Just as God decrees;

    Just be sure to keep it in your dungarees.

    /sarc

  • caseloweraz

    You shouldn’t make fun of someone’s appearance like that…

    If I should happen to approach this guy from behind, I might think his head had been replaced by a pufferfish.

  • iknklast

    This is how I was raised; these were the things I was told. As a result, I was so shy no guys wanted to date me. Seriously. I didn’t get a date until I was 21, and the guy was gay. He ended up walking out on me.

    Now I have a full rich conversation with my current husband. He doesn’t want to be forced to open a ketchup bottle if I can do it better (I have a bang it on the floor trick my mother taught me; when he tries it, he breaks the bottle). This is so bogus, and I hope the schools come to their senses fast before he confuses those girls who already have too little self-confidence and think they have to listen to things when a guy says them (yes, I was taught that, too. My brain said no, that’s not right, but it took years to filter into my actual responses)

  • matty1

    His own website says ” He’s a freak, let’s be frank”

    If I were the web designer I’d probably have left it at that

  • Loqi

    I love that his examples of manliness are opening a ketchup bottle and successfully operating a door. By those standards, even I’m “dateable.”

  • besomyka

    This guy throws up red flags all over the place. On that same website he has a FAQ with a very creepy puppet/south park style animation of his mouth. One of the frequently asked questions he lists is “How old are you?” What is the worst possible answer to that question you can think of for a school speaker?

    If you guessed “Legal in every state” you’re a winner!

    *shiver*

  • http://www.atomiccitizen.net/ EricJ

    And evangelical Christians are wondering why young people are leaving the churchs in droves. Pseudo-hip douche bags like this are a major resaon. Note to conservative Christians: young people today have pretty good bullshit detectors. The spiky hair thing isn’t enough to get them to think that maybe Christianity might be “cool” after all.

  • http://www.atomiccitizen.net/ EricJ

    reason

  • scienceavenger

    He assumes girls are looking to date guys. What advice does he have for girls that want to date girls? Or does that concept make his two brain cells short circuit?

  • http://twitter.com/#!/TabbyLavalamp Tabby Lavalamp

    I’d also like to point out that he looks a lot more like John “Johnny Rotten” Lydon than Dexter Holland.

  • LightningRose

    Ed, you left out the best part.

    Apparently, kids have taken to referring to him as “Lookadooche”

  • http://cheapsignals.blogspot.com Gretchen

    Dan Savage isn’t allowed into public high schools to talk about sex and relationships, and this misogynistic preaching fuckbag is?

    How does that happen, and why hasn’t someone sued a school for hosting his First Amendment violating idiocy?

  • doublereed

    Apparently he had all references to his wife removed from his website, possibly because it would look a bit hypocritical to point out she is a working woman who gives speeches, writes books and generally doesn’t shut up and be submissive.

    Hahahahahaha, oh man I can’t stop laughing. That’s…. that’s just gold.

  • Abby Normal

    God made guys as leaders…They relax and let guys be guys. Which means they don’t ask him out!!!

    This isn’t the reason women don’t ask you out.

  • Doug Little

    Apparently the lead singer of the Offspring is now doing school assemblies

    Hey don’t even think about comparing this douche to Dexter Holland. This from his Wikipedia Entry.

    “Holland was the class valedictorian at Pacifica High School in Garden Grove, California, and was a Ph.D. candidate in Molecular Biology at the University of Southern California; however, he abandoned his Ph.D. in favor of focusing on The Offspring. He has a Bachelor’s degree in Biology and a Master’s degree in Molecular Biology, both from the University of Southern California. In 2013, Holland and 3 others published a paper regarding microRNA in HIV genomes.”

  • http://twitter.com/#!/TabbyLavalamp Tabby Lavalamp

    Also from that entry, something else I’m sure Ed would appreciate…

    He participated in the 2006 Los Angeles Marathon; his charity of choice was the Innocence Project, a non-profit legal clinic that handles legal cases where post-conviction DNA testing of evidence can yield conclusive proof of innocence.

  • chilidog99

    He looks like the mail room guy at the “Hairclub for Men”

  • http://noadi.etsy.com Noadi

    What I’ve learned from this thread:

    A) This guys belongs nowhere near highschool students and

    B) Dexter Holland is even cooler than I thought.