The “Church” of Scientology is opening a fabulous new headquarters in Clearwater, Florida and it comes with an added bonus — there’s an entire floor dedicated to the task of helping you develop your superpowers. I’m totally going there to get x-ray vision.
Ten thousand scientologists are expected to descend on Clearwater, Florida this weekend for the grand opening of a ‘cathedral’ which has been under construction for 15 years.
The $145 million Flag Building is a massive seven-story, 377,000-square-foot complex and the tallest building in Clearwater, which is the ‘spiritual headquarters’ of the 59-year-old religion.
The opening of the building on Sunday will mark the first time Scientologists have had a space to receive ‘Super Power’ training – a program developed by the religion’s founder L Ron Hubbard in the 1970s…
But the jewel in the crown of the Flag Building is on the fifth floor, where members can pariticapte in the Super Power program for the first time.
The Super Power program was developed by the religion’s found L Ron Hubbard and described as one of his greatest discoveries.
‘Super Power is a series of spiritual counseling processes designed to give a person back his own viewpoint, increase his perception, exercise his power of choice, and greatly enhance other spiritual abilities,’ church spokesman Ben Shaw said in a statement.
Hubbard went further in his description of the program saying: ‘Super Power is the answer to a sick, a dying and dead society…With it we literally revive the dead.’
As part of that therapy, members will be spun on an anit-gravity simulator blindfolded to improve their ‘perceptics’ – Hubbard’s 57 senses which include sight, smell, taste, blood circulation, and awareness of awareness.
I love that statement from the spokesman. It’s just gibberish.
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