Famed “psychic” Sylvia Browne is dead, which she did not include in her 2013 predictions for the year. She was supposed to be in Michigan a few weeks ago at, of all places, a casino, but she canceled due to health problems. Claiming to be in poor health turns out to be the only true thing she’s ever said. From her website:
World renowned spiritual teacher, psychic icon, author, and lecturer Sylvia Celeste Browne passed away at 7:10am this morning (Wednesday, November 20) at Good Samaritan Hospital in San Jose, CA. Born October 19, 1936, Browne was 77 years old.
For nearly six decades, Sylvia Browne dedicated her life to helping others as a spiritual guide through private readings, past-life regressions and prayer groups that spanned the globe.
Let me translate that from fraudulent bullshit to reality: For nearly six decades, Sylvia Browne was a financial and emotional vampire, sucking the life and money out of desperate and heartbroken people by lying to them.
But now the good news. Now that Sylvia’s spirit guides no longer have an outlet, they contacted me and I’ll be taking over for Sylvia. I’ll be touring the country and
fleecing the ignorant and the credulous communicating with people to tell them what their dead relatives want for them, if I can get the spirit guides to be a little more cooperative than they’re being right now. I asked them where I should start the tour and they said, “We’re thinking of a city that has an M in it.” Cheeky bastards.