Ooh, a New and Bizarre Obama Conspiracy

We’ve got Obama the Muslim, Obama the Marxist, Obama the Reptilian. But remember the woman who was shot by police when she tried to ram her car into the White House protective barrier? Did you know that she was pregnant with Obama’s baby? Yeah, no one else does either. But a wingnut birther preacher does.

Rev. James David Manning, pastor of Atlah World Missionary Church who believes the president was born in Kenya, claims that Carey’s family has called for a paternity test to determine whether the woman’s 15-month-old daughter was fathered by the president.

While Carey’s family has indeed asked U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder to look into the fatal shooting, the only source for the claim about the family’s request for a paternity test seems to be additional videos posted online by Manning.

He also links to a Change.org petition purportedly set up by Carey’s sister asking for more investigation, but that too fails to mention a paternity test.

Eric Sanders, an attorney for the Carey family, has said police violated their own policies by firing at a moving car after they said the woman refused to stop at a security checkpoint, turned around and tried to flee, knocking down a Secret Service agent and a bicycle rack.

But he stopped short of suggesting that authorities had deliberately targeted Carey or that she might have had a connection to Obama.

That only serves as proof of a conspiracy and cover-up, according to Manning.

“No one has come to the aid of this slaughtered woman, which means they are protecting something that they feel is far more important, and that’s the hardcore, incontrovertible evidence and that which is being protected is Barack Hussein Obama,” Manning said, adding: “Case closed.”

On Planet Wingnuttia, the absence of evidence for whatever crazy-ass conspiracy theory they pulled from their rectum that morning is undeniable proof that said crazy-ass conspiracy theory must be true.

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  • barry21

    Only pikers and the mentally defective contend that Obama was born in Kenya. It’s clear as day that he’s from Neptune.

  • bbgunn

    On Planet Wingnuttia, the absence of evidence for whatever crazy-ass conspiracy theory they pulled from their rectum that morning is undeniable proof that said crazy-ass conspiracy theory must be true.

    I think on that Planet Wingnuttia, the rectum seems to function as the birthing canal.

  • imrryr

    Ahem, he said, “Cased Closed.” That means you aren’t allowed to argue.

  • D. C. Sessions

    I think on that Planet Wingnuttia, the rectum seems to function as the birthing canal.

    Just like with reptiles, eh?

  • http://www.rodlamkey.net reverendrodney

    In all the media there was not one word about a battleship rising from San Francisco Bay, orbiting the moon twice, and coming back. The fact that there was not one word proves that it happened! Case closed.

  • John Pieret

    Wait a minute! Atlah World Missionary Church? That’s only one letter away from the ALLAH World Missionary Church!!! The fact that this sort of thing is being used (let’s all say it in unison!) to distract from Obamacare is hardcore, incontrovertible evidence that Rev. Manning is really out to PROTECT that Allah worshiping Obama!!!

    Case closed!!!

  • bbgunn

    Just like with reptiles, eh?

    Yes, except that reptiles produce useful and probably less sh*t stained offspring.

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    Obama is black!!! What other evidence do you need?!?!?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/teve.tory Teve Tory

    ““No one has come to the aid of this slaughtered woman, which means they are protecting something that they feel is far more important, and that’s the hardcore, incontrovertible evidence and that which is being protected is Barack Hussein Obama,” Manning said, adding: “Case closed.””

    If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

  • Eric Sanders

    @RawStory @DrJamesDManning #Justice #MiriamCarey

    I am still waiting for a correction.

    On behalf of the Carey family, thank everyone for your continued support.

    Response to The Raw Story article about Birther Preacher James David Manning’s claims regarding President Obama, Miriam Carey, her minor child and the wishes of the Carey family:

    There is no suggestion, nor has there ever been any suggestion by the Carey family that President Obama is the child’s father. Please in the future, contact me directly if there are any questions about anything related to Miriam I. Carey’s untimely death or the Carey family.

    In the meantime, the Carey family has called for the DOJ to investigate the Shooting Death of Miriam Carey (Note: The DOJ letter and police affidavit are included for your review)

    http://www.thesandersfirmpc.com/request-doj-investigation-for-the-shooting-death-of-miriam-carey/

    #Justice #MiriamCarey

  • bushrat

    @9 Teve Tory – In the game of chess, you can never let your opponent see all of your pieces.

  • mobius

    Yes, it’s Tuesday. Time for a New and Bizarre Obama Conspiracy .

  • caseloweraz

    Rev. James David Manning, pastor of Atlah World Missionary Church who believes the president was born in Kenya, claims that Carey’s family has called for a paternity test to determine whether the woman’s 15-month-old daughter was fathered by the president.

    I guess the Rev dodged a bullet there. If the child had been male, he would have been forced to allege that it was Damien.

  • Moggie

    One often hears how religion helps grieving families cope with bereavement.

    Yet here we have a pastor who is making shit up which will add to this family’s suffering.

    What a piece of work!

  • John Hinkle

    The Rev. is also apparently a prima donna.

  • dan4

    @8: Pastor Manning himself is black. Not defending this idiot, just trying to point out that one can make stupid and slanderous allegations against Obama without there being any racist animus behind them.

  • Michael Heath

    dan4 writes:

    Pastor Manning himself is black. Not defending this idiot, just trying to point out that one can make stupid and slanderous allegations against Obama without there being any racist animus behind them.

    Who worthy of your consideration argues otherwise? Perhaps that’s partly why you don’t quote anyone in pointing out the obvious.

    And just because there’s black wingnuts that defame the president, an observation that should surprise no one, doesn’t negate millions of white Americans hating the president at least partly because he’s both black and not servile. And because these two observations I make here are self-evident to anyone paying attention, your post is well . . . pointless.

  • dan4

    @17: You seriously don’t think it’s silly to strongly imply (as sigur jorsalfar clearly did) that Pastor Manning’s slander and innuendo against Obama is based on the former hating the latter’s black skin color when MANNING IS BLACK HIMSELF?

  • freehand

    Moggie: One often hears how religion helps grieving families cope with bereavement.

    Yet here we have a pastor who is making shit up which will add to this family’s suffering.

    What a piece of work!

    At least his congregation will have developed a resistance to believing shit just because somebody with self-proclaimed authority told it to them. Years of rigorous training in logic and empiricism will have…

    [snort]

    [Bwhahahahahaha!]

    I can never say this sort of thing without cracking up.