We’ve got Obama the Muslim, Obama the Marxist, Obama the Reptilian. But remember the woman who was shot by police when she tried to ram her car into the White House protective barrier? Did you know that she was pregnant with Obama’s baby? Yeah, no one else does either. But a wingnut birther preacher does.
Rev. James David Manning, pastor of Atlah World Missionary Church who believes the president was born in Kenya, claims that Carey’s family has called for a paternity test to determine whether the woman’s 15-month-old daughter was fathered by the president.
While Carey’s family has indeed asked U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder to look into the fatal shooting, the only source for the claim about the family’s request for a paternity test seems to be additional videos posted online by Manning.
He also links to a Change.org petition purportedly set up by Carey’s sister asking for more investigation, but that too fails to mention a paternity test.Eric Sanders, an attorney for the Carey family, has said police violated their own policies by firing at a moving car after they said the woman refused to stop at a security checkpoint, turned around and tried to flee, knocking down a Secret Service agent and a bicycle rack.
But he stopped short of suggesting that authorities had deliberately targeted Carey or that she might have had a connection to Obama.
That only serves as proof of a conspiracy and cover-up, according to Manning.
“No one has come to the aid of this slaughtered woman, which means they are protecting something that they feel is far more important, and that’s the hardcore, incontrovertible evidence and that which is being protected is Barack Hussein Obama,” Manning said, adding: “Case closed.”
On Planet Wingnuttia, the absence of evidence for whatever crazy-ass conspiracy theory they pulled from their rectum that morning is undeniable proof that said crazy-ass conspiracy theory must be true.