Sarah Palin’s New TV Show

Sarah Palin has found another partner for her grifting, an obscure cable network called the Sportsman Channel. After the miserable failure of her first “reality” TV show, this network is apparently eager to get any attention at all and has given her a new show called “Amazing America.”

Amazing America with Sarah Palin is an anthology of stories that explore some of the most original, interesting – and sometimes inspiring – people, places and pastimes connected to America’s outdoors lifestyle. Governor Palin takes viewers coast-to-coast into what Sportsman Channel calls “Red, Wild and Blue America” – where the American Spirit and the Great Outdoors are celebrated in equal measure. From everyday people to business leaders and celebrities; in cities, suburbs and towns; the leader of the “Status Go” movement – Palin – will find the stories of people and places that share and reflect her passion for what makes America the great, amazing nation that it is.

“I’m excited to help shine a light on all the great American sportsmen and women in the country who live the outdoors lifestyle,” said Sarah Palin, host of Amazing America with Sarah Palin. “Sportsman Channel is the leader in their industry and I am thrilled to be partnering with them on this show.”

Let me get out my grifter-to-English dictionary and translate that for you: “Can you believe they’re gonna pay me to spout gibberish and platitudes? Cha ching!”

“Governor Palin is one of America’s most popular leaders, whose powerful love of country and passion for the great outdoors is inspiring to millions and millions of people,” said Gavin Harvey, CEO of Sportsman Channel. “As a sportswoman, humanitarian, and patriot who has visited every corner of the USA, there is no one more qualified to host Amazing America than Sarah Palin.”

No, she’s actually not one of America’s most popular leaders. She doesn’t actually lead anything. And more than 60% of Americans view her unfavorably. John McCain must wake up every morning and think “what the hell did I unleash on the world?”

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  • busterggi

    ‘Naked and Afraid-making”?

  • pault

    Episode #1, Sarah takes Ted Nugent on an Alaskan Elk hunt. Experience the wonders of the Alaskan wilderness as Ted slaughters dozens of wild animals and Sarah gives Ted a hummer around the camp fire.

  • http://www.electricminstrel.com Brett McCoy

    I’m sure Melissa Bachman will be featured, too, showing how to shoot mountain lions.

  • Akira MacKenzie

    Ugh… My dad has just discovered that channel and watches the hunting shows. He also has a huge political hard-on for Palin because she hunts and she didn’t abort Trig. I’m sure he’ll become a religious viewer.

  • http://tonythompsonjr%40facebook.com Tony! The Queer Shoop!

    “As a sportswoman, humanitarian, and patriot who has visited every corner of the USA, there is no one more qualified to host Amazing America than Sarah Palin.”

    I thought it was called “Sportsman” Channel. Can’t have any women thereabouts. Then they’d have to change the to “Sportspeople” Channel (thereby acknowledging that men aren’t the only ones interested in the outdoors).

    Also, Palin is a humanitarian?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000263140906 Donovan

    “Red, Wild and Blue America”

    Well, it is the first time I’ve seen a right wing show not try harder to keep the white in America. There’s that…

  • Ellie

    Will she be showing us how to shoot animals from a helicopter?

  • frog

    Palin’s a humanitarian the way people are vegetarians. She’ll eat them up and produce poop.

  • tubi

    What are the rules on calling her “Governor Palin”? I mean, isn’t that reserved for someone who actually served a term as governor?

    For the record, I’m agin’ it.

  • http://drx.typepad.com Dr X

    If there are no pain meds, pitbulls or settlement checks in this show, it isn’t authentic.

  • http://timgueguen.blogspot.com timgueguen

    The show will be cancelled after Palin refuses to show up for filming the last six from an order of 12.

  • keithb

    I am going to guess that Palin “won’t be in the same movie” as the Amazing Americans as they say in the Bad Movie boards. They will film her asking questions and nodding a lot, and then show the AA answering, but you will never see Palin and the AA in the same shot together. Unless of course, the AA is twenty feet outside her house.

  • dan4

    @1: Huh? Was that little bit of incoherence the written equivalence of Tourette’s Syndrome or something?

  • John Pieret

    dan4 @ 13:

    busterggi was rifting on another new “reality” show, “Naked and Afraid.” Yes, American culture has degenerated to that!

    The only real question is whether they should euthanize the animals that Palin is likely to wound but not kill or the audience for the show itself.

  • freehand

    John Pieret: The only real question is whether they should euthanize the animals that Palin is likely to wound but not kill or the audience for the show itself.

    We will see Sarah make a shot, and we will see one animal fall dead. There are no questions. Should there ever be a need for questions, the show will ask them and answer them for you.

  • http://cycleninja.blogspot.com cycleninja

    I think John McCain wakes up every morning and thinks, “I was SO CLOSE to those tits…”

    Seriously, McCain has no shame and never has.

  • Pieter B, FCD

    I inadvertently saw a bit of the Palin reality show in a doctor’s waiting room once. Watching her struggle with kindling wood made it very clear that she is not an outdoor type.