Herman Cain in 2016?

Right wing radio host Steve Malzberg asked Herman Cain if he had plans to run for president in 2016 and he said no, but that he also had no plans to run in 2012 until God told him to run. So he’s waiting for God to tell him whether to run or not. I’m not the praying kind, but I might pray for this.

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After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    He’s not running for president. He’s running for governor of Kentuckituckistan.

  • http://www.electricminstrel.com Brett McCoy

    I picture God, after telling Cain to run and then Cain failing, pointing and doing the ol’ Nelson Muntz laugh: HAW HAWWW!

  • Michael Heath

    Brett McCoy writes:

    I picture God, after telling Cain to run and then Cain failing, pointing and doing the ol’ Nelson Muntz laugh: HAW HAWWW!

    I think God’s laughing with Herman Cain, not at him. Re the creepy ads Cain ran in ’12: I hear God loved those.

  • oranje

    Well, no wonder. Most of us would be expecting him to run for President. But running for Presedent instead? That takes vision and leadership.

  • Larry

    Please, oh please, oh please [rinse.. repeat..]

  • Gvlgeologist, FCD

    He must have a contract with the Daily Show and the Colbert Report to supply material. That’s the only explanation.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/VeritasKnight VeritasKnight

    He wants to be Presedent, not President.

  • jnorris

    More than likely. Mr Cain will travel about making speeches to enrich his PAC ala Sarah Palin 2012.

  • coffeehound

    Wait is that the same God that Michelle Bachmann used as her consultant? Cause her consultant didn’t work out so well. He may want to get references.


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