Tom Metzger Sends Me Email

So after leaving a couple comments, during which he complained about my readers not being nice enough to him, former KKK grand wizard (or exalted cyclops, or grand kleagle or poobah or whatever the hell they call themselves now) Tom Metzger decided to send me an email to tell me this:

I never have called myself a white supremacist. That term is perpetuated primarily by the corporate media.

My reply:

Jeffrey Dahmer never referred to himself as a serial killer. Voila, he isn’t one. But fine, have it your way. I’ll just call you a racist Nazi dickhead from now on. Feel better?

His actually amusing reply:

Mr. Racist Nazi Dickhead please!

Okey dokey. Mr. Racist Nazi Dickhead, it is. Then, several hours later, he followed up with this:

What has this sillyness have to with the fact that WAR criminals like George Bush and Dick Chaney have not been brought to justice.

My response:

Absolutely nothing. What does the fact that those war criminals have not been brought to justice have to do with you being a racist Nazi dickhead?

I seem to have made a new friend. How exciting for me.

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  • iknklast

    Congratulations, Ed. Now you’re getting e-mail. It lacks the force of Mikey’s e-mail, I’ll admit. I didn’t notice but one caps lock, didn’t appear to be random capitalization, and it’s actually coherent. But it’s a start. You’ll get there.

  • Rev. BigDumbChimp

    At least he’s somewhat entertaining, if you don’t mid the 2 hour shower after any correspondence.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1360322113 aaronbaker

    Garb. And I thought I was thin-skinned.

  • eric

    Hey, I don’t remember any posts by him. I feel cheated of my opportunity to pile on.

  • jba55

    Louis Theroux did a thing mostly on him called Louis and the Nazis. It’s an interesting show, you might want to check it out to see your new friend in action.

  • dingojack

    eric – Try here. Enjoy!

    Dingo

  • gridlore

    Ah, good old Metzger. Sad thing is, he’s not even good at being a Racist Nazi Dichead. Look up his 1989 attempt at an Aryan Woodstock in Napa, Ca. 50 bedraggled racists in a pouring rain standing around after good old Tom failed to get permits for a concert or book any acts!

  • doublereed

    YAY FRIENDS!!!!

    You guys will be besties in no time! XD

  • http://cycleninja.blogspot.com cycleninja

    Ed, remember that having your own pet Racist Nazi Dickhead (RND) is a huge responsibility. Make sure he’s been fixed and has his shots on record–I can recommend a vet in the area if you need.

  • eric

    dingo: I abhor thread necromancy almost as much as I abhor white infantilists nazis. But thanks for the link and I’ll keep an eye open so I can pile on next time.

  • Childermass

    What a world we live in that members of the Klan and their former leaders won’t admit to being white supremacists.

  • scienceavenger

    @7 There’s already an Aryan Woodstock tour, sans musicians. It’s called NASCAR.

  • http://motherwell.livejournal.com/ Raging Bee

    50 bedraggled racists in a pouring rain standing around after good old Tom failed to get permits for a concert or book any acts!

    Well, if he can’t get a concert to run on time, three’s no way we can trust him with trains.

    I seem to have made a new friend.

    More like a tired old has-been attention-whore. The KKK has been dismembered by lawsuits, criminal charges and splintering among extremist sub-factions, and his fancy old title doesn’t mean shit anymore now that the terrorist wannabees have gone to a doctrine of “leaderless resistance.” He can’t get his fellow haters to listen to him anymore, so his next option is trolling blogs and pretending to be respectable.

  • http://heb712.blogspot.com heddle

    @12

    There’s already an Aryan Woodstock tour, sans musicians. It’s called NASCAR.

    You must be a reporter for NBC.

    They actually did send “Muslim looking people” to a NASCAR race in Martinsville VA. There were no incidents, and they were treated like the other fans.

  • gridlore

    @12

    Ever actually been to a NASCAR event? The audience usually reflects the local demographics. The only overt racists I’ve ever seen at a race were being escorted out by security.

  • ragingapathy

    “I hate Illinois Nazis.” Especially when they’re from Indiana.

  • blf

    1989 attempt at an Aryan Woodstock in Napa, Ca. 50 bedraggled racists in a pouring rain standing around after good old [Mr Racist Nazi Dickhead] failed to get permits for a concert or book any acts!

    Apparently, it’s ever better than that. From 400 Protesters Razz 50 Racists, Skinheads At ‘Aryan Woodstock’:

    Roughly 50 white racists and skinheads, met by protesters and police, showed up Saturday for what was hyped as an ”Aryan Woodstock.”

    When the estimated 400 protesters arrived, 200 California Highway Patrol officers, Napa and Solano County deputy sheriffs and officers from several city police departments closed the highway leading to the site leased from a man who reportedly fled Nazi Germany as a child.

    Dr Howard C. Lonsdale, who leased the 70 acres of grazing land to the group …[was said to have been] ”duped” into leasing the land, thinking that he was dealing with an environmentalist group …[and] was ”intimidated” into not trying to break the lease.

    ”He didn’t realize it was a scam until the last minute,” …[and] as of Saturday morning Lonsdale had not received his $250 rent.

  • busterggi

    Ah, the tenderness of a new relationship! The two of you will be swapping cat photos any day now. His will come from http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl of course.

  • suttkus

    Of course he’s not a white supremacist. We all know Nazis argue that a specific subset of the white race is superior, not all of them!

  • Ichthyic

    You must be a reporter for NBC.

    Well then, Heddle, obviously we need to send NBC reporters to interview Mr. Racist Nazi Dickhead to show he isn’t a Racist Nazi Dickhead.

    how well do you suppose that would work out?

    run along now.

  • dingojack

    Taking together the statements that:: “… 50 bedraggled racists in a pouring rain standing around after good old Tom failed to get permits for a concert or book any acts!” and that: “Dr Howard C. Lonsdale, who leased the 70 acres of grazing land to the group [led by ‘Uncle Tom’ Metzger (Racist Nazi Dickhead)] … as of Saturday morning Lonsdale had not received his $250 rent“*, the only sensible conclusion is that: for ‘the master race’ they don’t seem to be very – um – masterful do they?

    😀 Dingo

    ————

    * emphasis mine, in both quotes

  • http://heb712.blogspot.com heddle

    Ichthyic

    Well then, Heddle, obviously we need to send NBC reporters to interview Mr. Racist Nazi Dickhead to show he isn’t a Racist Nazi Dickhead.

    Yeah, that follows. Your usual crackerjack reasoning.

    You should not stray away from kissing PZ’s butt on Pharyngula. That’s all you’re good for.

  • dingojack

    Heddle – “Good come-back Potsie!” @@

    Dingo