Now here’s a meeting of conspiratorial minds. Cindy Jacobs, she of the bottomless spaghetti bowl, and John Benefiel, another self-declared “prophet” who thinks the Statue of Liberty is demonic and that he can cause earthquakes with prayer, meet to discuss how America is cursed because the Egyptians dedicated the country to Baal, thus giving Satan a “legal right” to interrupt God’s blessings. They call this “spiritual archaeology.” I call it bullshit.
Benefiel: America Cursed by Egypt, Baal
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