Barber Started His Website to Battle Satan

Matt Barber went on Cliff Kincaid’s radio show and said that he created his new website, BarbWire, because he’s “at war with…the Prince of the Earth, Satan himself.” No Matt, you’re at war with rationality. And you’re losing badly.

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  • sh3baproject

    isnt prayer the best way to combat a demonic evil creepy non existent being?

  • matty1

    By a weird coincidence Satan only got into the whole fire and brimstone thing to combat Matt Barber?

  • matty1

    isnt prayer the best way to combat a demonic evil creepy non existent being?

    First Barber does exist and second no, he cannot be stopped by prayer. That works fine if just dealing with demonic, evil and creepy but once you add in stupid you’re going to need at least a level five exorcism and 10cc of mouse blood.

  • sh3baproject

    @5 i was refering to satan but thanks for the info

  • http://polrant@blogspot.com democommie

    “Barber Started His Website to Battle Satan…and to hoover up any of those elusive and so fungible dollaz that the KKKristian ReiKKKwing loves to shower on folks like Matt–The few, the brave, the totally fucking delusional.

    Matt, buddy, just a little caveat. If you see an e-mail from “Hot, young, chick in (your area) wants to meet you and give you a ‘golden shower”, don’t call your broker till after the assignation. And Matt, the reason I don’t want you to get your hopes too high is NOT that the “golden shower” lacks liquidity.

  • anubisprime

    Wot…?…the all dancing, all singing, all knowing, all powerful, all wise, the creator of heaven and Earth and the one and only Yahweh needs a tacky website spouting absolute balderdash to fight his nemesis now, while cowering behind Barber’s skirts obviously?

    Pretty useless cowardly. incompetent, incapable, inept deity then…not even worth an inclusion in the list of mythical gods movers & shakers in the annals of human delusional super beings then.

    Not even fit for inclusion in ‘the legion of super heroes’ any ways…I am sure superman, Thor, Batman, Robin, the Flash, Green Lantern et al are quite enough to keep it all tickety boo!

  • John Pieret

    But its not just Satan but his minions too:

    We recognize that we are at war here with the radical progressive left in the United States of America and so we are going to cut through all of their nonsense, all of their propaganda, the lies of the enemy …

    Of course, the “radical progressive left” is anyone who thinks it might be a tad too harsh to stone homosexuals to death …

  • birgerjohansson

    (back from visiting Pharyngula) -I emit infra-red radiation. therefore I am practically a superhero.

    Maybe I could stop Satan so Matt Barber can take time off?

    BTW isn’t the “The Prince of the Earth” stuff a Cathar heresy?

  • Alverant

    I’m sick and tired of conservative christians wrapping themselves in the flag. The left needs to do this too just to give the cons a taste of their own medicine. Barber isn’t concerned about America’s survival, he’s concerned about christian dominance. He thinks it’s the same thing but they’re very different.

  • matty1

    “We are at war here”

    Remind me again who are the militants?

  • lordshipmayhem

    10,000 Quatloos on the Slovakosm hockey player.

  • http://www.holytape.etsy.com holytape

    Look at web traffic to porn sites…. Looks at web traffic to BarbWire. Point. Set. Match. Satan.

  • Nick Gotts

    I’m sick and tired of conservative christians wrapping themselves in the flag. The left needs to do this too – Alverant

    Ah. So the left needs to become part of the right. Somehow I think there might be a flaw in your proposal.

  • http://polrant@blogspot.com democommie

    “Look at web traffic to porn sites…. Looks at web traffic to BarbWire. Point. Set. Match. Satan.”

    I don’t go to BarbWire.

    “Ah. So the left needs to become part of the right. Somehow I think there might be a flaw in your proposal.

    Not if all that’s going on is holytape’s PRETENDING (just like most KKKonservatives) that he gives a fuck about JESUS.

  • busterggi

    Well Satan must be stopped, his evil influence is sweeping across America like a wave of sewer rats. Satan, and whoever the sick bastard who created him was, must be stopped.

  • marcus

    anubis… Please do not besmirch the name of Thor by including him in with those Justice League weenies. Thor is a God and a super-hero. (Also he’s Marvel.)

    Jebus! What are they teaching in school these days?

  • felidae

    “We at war with Satan” Does Satan have nuclear weapons? If no maybe we should just nuke the fucker and be done with it

  • birgerjohansson

    If Matt Barber is good at rapping, he should try “battling” Satan.

    Anubis, I think The Authority -especially the Midnighter- can kick Satan’s ass all by themselves, thereby leaving Thor and the rest free to pursue ordinary super-villains.

  • anubisprime

    marcus @ 16

    Please do not besmirch the name of Thor by including him in with those Justice League weenies.

    I am chagrined and cowed in abject sorrow…;-)

    But his hammer is so awesome, he could only be an asset to the others surely…worth considering methinks!

    blockquote>Jebus! What are they teaching in school these days?

    Could not possibly comment…but given what wot hangs around the local shopping centre on Saturday…not a lot apparently…they fail to engender either fear, loathing or pity!, a few were even mugging folks by shaking tins labelled ‘Cancer research’ under visitors noses last week…even with official badges under the watchful eye of the security drones it never happened in my day!

  • caseloweraz

    holytape: Look at web traffic to porn sites…. Looks at web traffic to BarbWire. Point. Set. Match. Satan.

    It would be interesting to know how much traffic flows to Barber’s site because it’s misidentified as having something to do with the Pamela Anderson movie.