From the This Can’t Possibly End Well Department comes news that a KKK chapter in Fairview Township, Pennsylvania has decided to form a neighborhood watch program in response to a string of break-ins. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to help the police like any good citizen would:
After a string of local break ins, a Pennsylvania chapter of one of America’s largest hate groups is taking matters into its own hands. On Monday, the Ku Klux Klan established a neighborhood watch to monitor criminal activity in Fairview Township, Pennsylvania.
According to the imperial wizard, Frank Ancona, the task force was developed to complement existing police efforts — and people in the town have purportedly called on the KKK to do what local authorities aren’t. In the past two months, there have been more than nine alleged vehicle break ins, including a few at a local FedEx. A burglar also attempted to steal from a home in the area.
“It’s just like any neighborhood watch program. It’s not targeting any specific ethnicity. We would report anything we see to law enforcement,” Ancona told PennLive. “We don’t hate people. We are an organization who looks out for our race. We believe in racial separation. God created each species after its kind and saw that it was good.”To draw attention to the KKK’s efforts, members have passed out fliers to promote the new endeavor. For instance, one flier assures Fairview Township residents that they can sleep soundly knowing that the KKK is wide awake.
Oh yes, I’m sure they’ll sleep better knowing that. Especially any non-white people in the area, because KKK vigilante justice has always been such a positive thing for them. In related news, George Zimmerman is moving to Fairview Township, Pennsylvania.