Poor Coach Dave. He’s upset that the small percentage of gay people is “pushing around” the 80% of Christians. He declares that there is no separation of church and state and that the U.S. is, in fact, a theocracy because of “one nation, under God” in the pledge of allegiance.
“We are a theocracy,” he proclaimed. “God is in control.”
As such, Christians must stand up and fight back against the gays who “are pushing us around.”
“The homosexuals have seized marriage, they have seized the job market,” he warned. “You speak out against them, it is a pock (sic) upon your family, it’s a black mark that you’ll never be able to get out from under, you’re a hate monger and a homophobe and a bigot.”
Hey, if the white sheet fits…